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    Recipe for a bikers bad day

    INGREDIENTS:
    1x cbr 400
    4x out of tune carbs
    1x fucked neutral light
    2x cooked spark plugs
    1x overheating radiator
    1x rainclouds
    1x broken bolt head

    METHOD:
    Take bike to shop monday to prep for upcoming taupo track day. Leave to simmer on low heat till thursday. Arrive to pick up thursday at shop, carbs fixed and new sparkies fitted but bike cuts out when at intersections/idling. Cut stupid neutral light indicator, add a pinch of bad temper at this point for seasoning. Ride home in rain and have ass+legs cooked by bike as tempertaure gauge attempts to escape by bending itself in half. Let bike cool and remove fairings to flush radiator and change oil. Break pre dimwitt weakened bolt to flush radiator with spanner, swear and curse and use drill to remove. Scour garage to find 10mm bolt and realise hardware stores are now all closed and siblings have lost all remaining bolts. Drain well and serve
    Sargent Major: "Now then, who called the cook a bastard?"
    Small voice from the rear: "Who called that bastard a cook?"

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    Pour hot steaming oil and radiator to the arse that fuxed the bike. Go loco

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    7th December 2005 - 17:52
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    Shop to blame?

    Gutted mate
    Soapbox house of cards and glass, so don't go tossing your stones around.
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    Not cool dude. Hope its not a recipe for screwing up a bikers weekend.
    "If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression

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    Arrow After all that

    is the bike working properlly? Either way you need a
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Bike running good now, dont think the shop knew about it getting hot since they only rode it down the street and back to check it was ok without warming it up. Hopefully gets me to the track day
    Sargent Major: "Now then, who called the cook a bastard?"
    Small voice from the rear: "Who called that bastard a cook?"

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