Forum whore
Get ya hand off it mate! You want to be caught. Those big brutes with their truncheons, beating you.Originally Posted by madboy
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Anyway yer always doing something dodgey aren't ya? Your fairings are only stuck on with velcroe so it's not like it takes much to swap them. I'm sure you've got a few pair sitting around coz of all the money you've saved by avoiding fines!
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Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
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Loud and Uncouth
No shit Sherlock! I get away without doing anything dodgy all the time!!
BTW Cops often play those mind-games "Quiet night tonight Clyde, let's just follow this dude around on his motor-sickle an' screw with his mind for a bit until the do-nut shop opens!"
And as Spud says: Ya can't beat the law of averages (or the law of physics) - even if you think you can beat the Law!!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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Hardcore Biker
Have to agree with the two police officers responses, on account that I have been accepted into the fold.
Live long and prosper
Salted Pork
Good on ya mate!Have to agree with the two police officers responses, on account that I have been accepted into the fold.
Hardcore Biker
Thanks Spud
Loud and Uncouth
Wot he sed!!
Of course you have have just shot down any popularity you ever had!!
And develope a thick skin quick eh!
BTW, Top thread hi-jack!!
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Salted Pork
Let me know when you are heading to the college. I'll come down while you are there and we can bitch about people that do runners over a couple of beers.
Forum whore
Aaah - beer! Now, thats a respectable hijack........
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Hired tool
Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time, I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight...
I wear jeans
.....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Woulda only been a blue light disco anyway... No booze now you young 'uns...
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Geriatric hoon
Congratulations. You won't mind , however, that I hope we will not meet while you are acting in your new official capacity.Have to agree with the two police officers responses, on account that I have been accepted into the fold.
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Scooter boy
Alot of holes in that little story I rekon!
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The old scanner comes in handy at times, tis more a pain up here, you got it lucky madboy, they pretty much only use one channel down that way, up here there's at least 40 to scan, gets a bit confusing at times, and plus the highway boys dont use it that often, would've loved too known what the guys in eagle were saying after lighting me up doing a 180kph wheelie down the m/way, thought i was a goner, i reckon they were just fucking with me having a right good laugh.
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Forum whore
It's not that I gave a shit, I just thought it was friggin
I've got the scanner and plate sorted already. Might put the spare radar detector on there too for a laugh. But what's that really gonna do? Just give me a run up if I'm lucky. Cos a sportsbike really needs that - not.
And Spud - tell the bros it's game on fella.
yea well madboy one off these days you'll find out that no matter how good a rider you think you are you just can't loose a helicopter
18 / 20 years ago I used to think like you do but back then there were no Police helicopter in fact it wasnt the Police that chased ya it was only the
MOT an they had about 1 zillieth of the power of the law behind them that the Police have so dude take my advice in future just pull over
Or could it be that you are sufferin a kind of paranoid dellusional disorder
that makes you think you are being chased when infact the police in question were off to attend some actual real incident
Retired
Yep, I'd better make sure I keep taking the pills...
Welcome to the new plod. I don't envy your job. I was thinking of doing it myself while I was going through a disillusioned phase a few months ago - the variety, getting out and about and hopefully making a contribution to society. But then I realised I couldn't afford the pay cut, I'm too racist and couldn't live with the hypocrisy if I was forced anywhere near traffic enforcement. And I'd also lose my job very publicly if I got busted doing a runner...
Right, off to the trackday to do the real speeds. See yous fellas in Taupo.
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