Motorbikes and Christmas

[Bob]

D.N.A - National Dyslexic Association

It's not dyslexic being easy

That's not dyslexia, that is talking like Yoda:

"Words in wrong order saying you are" etc.

There was the dyslexic parrot that said "Aces of peat"...

[pritch]

[QUOTE=Bob]That's not dyslexia, /QUOTE]

Ahhh I get it. Dyslexia rules KO?

[Bob]

[QUOTE=pritch008]

That's not dyslexia, /QUOTE]

Ahhh I get it. Dyslexia rules KO?

Exactly. Of course, this should also not be confused with Spoonerism - which is where you transpose the start of two words. Classic case in point; the Reverend Spooner was called upon, at a college dinner, to make the royal toast. So he stood up, quietened the diners... and instead of toasting "The Dear Old Queen", unfortunately toasted "The Queer Old Dean"... with much embarassment to said member of the college...

Other Spoonerisms include:

Grouse and Harden
Chish and Fips
Shining Wit

One thing I've always wondered about dyslexia- why on earth name an affliction where you have trouble spelling with such a difficult word to spell?

[Mooch]

You are stirring........ Stop it.

Nah, snuffles is a top bloke and is probably being genuine! , can't ride for shit, but is always the card.

Shouldn't let a couple of dominate members that don't enjoy Christmas dictate board policy on Christmas eh.

[idb]

[QUOTE=Bob]

One thing I've always wondered about dyslexia- why on earth name an affliction where you have trouble spelling with such a difficult word to spell?

....and why has lisp got an 's' in it.....?

[inlinefour]

There is a young fellow on a scooter with a 2 foot fake xmas tree on the back that is covered with decorations. Looks quite good i reckon.

[hXc]

[QUOTE=idb]

....and why has lisp got an 's' in it.....?

Lisp - The cruelest word in the dictionary.

And why is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia the fear of long words???

[NC]

And then? :spudwow:

[Finn]

Why isn't phonetics spelt like it sounds?

Have a merry time off work