arse!feck!4 days from xmas I bin my shiny red bike

**Karma** · 21st December 2005, 10:59

Originally Posted by NhuanH

Funny you say that...

EDIT: from here, one of my fav sites http://www.dainese.be/en/biking/safety/index.htm

You auditioning to be one of the Ninja Turtles or something?

**mv.senna** · 21st December 2005, 11:25

geeze NhuanH!!
We TOLD you not to take those trainer wheels off just yet....did you listen??? Oh hell no!! You knew better didn't you?! Now who's sorry??!! Huh?? Huh?? I bet you weren't even riding with your WIMA vest on either were you??!!

Where's Maurice? Maurice?? someone needs a spanking....

**2_SL0** · 21st December 2005, 11:33

u FARKTARD.

**inlinefour** · 21st December 2005, 11:33

Originally Posted by Sniper

Its a bicycle. Its not the end of the world

I thought it was a motorcycle at first, but then I saw the pictures. Heck Ive got a mountian bike and have crapped off it a few times. Same as the motorcycle, if you want to push it wear the gear and don't be surprised if you come off. Mine is yet to loose any paint and still looks too new for my liking. Although Ive done all my crapping off offroad.

Harden up mate, its not the end of the world.

**SlowHand** · 21st December 2005, 11:50

Originally Posted by Sniper

Its a bicycle. Its not the end of the world

apparently its the end of humour world for you...

**Hitcher** · 21st December 2005, 12:21

Nhauhn. You silly prick.

**loosebruce** · 21st December 2005, 12:24

Originally Posted by White trash

Gay crash for a gay rider, can't argue with that.

Cant argue with that for sure, you should've pulled a fkn wheelie before you decked out you pussy, come round for some lessons. 1st one is free.

**bungbung** · 21st December 2005, 12:29

A grazed knee? is that all?

You need extra tuition.

I'm 4 weeks into 2 broken ribs and fractured something something. The grazing and bruises have gone now.

Mountainbike + bmx track

**NhuanH** · 21st December 2005, 13:03

Originally Posted by WINJA

bloody asian drivers, if i were you id be more worried about my arms being bigger than my legs

they're not. It was a funny camera angle. I'm not quite a spinach chewing Popeye, unlike that big hulk of a man White Trash...

**Zapf** · 21st December 2005, 13:45

Originally Posted by NhuanH

Funny you say that...

EDIT: from here, one of my fav sites http://www.dainese.be/en/biking/safety/index.htm

WHERE IS YOUR STORM TROOPER HELMET?

**2_SL0** · 21st December 2005, 14:07

Originally Posted by Zapf

WHERE IS YOUR STORM TROOPER HELMET?

Next to your Power Ranger helmet.

**Sniper** · 21st December 2005, 14:12

Originally Posted by Strat

apparently its the end of humour world for you...

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam.

**SlowHand** · 21st December 2005, 14:13

Okay people, we need a rescue party. He is stuck at around St. Lukes, with no way to get back to the KFC parking lot. I know I know, he should have stuck to the excercycle at YMCA, but these things happen.

Now he needs the support of the wider KB community. Anyone have a truck and trailor? I can fit his bike in my car, but he is one fat bassa. Please PM me.