arse!feck!4 days from xmas I bin my shiny red bike

[Hitcher]

I think I'm offended. And the trouble I went to, to uphold the integrity of the great NZ arse.

I am greatly reassured by the integrity of your arse. But you're still a silly prick for putting it at risk.

[froggyfrenchman]

the skinny pasty-white, (supposedly) trash cunt who can't grow a mull?

I can give you some tips if you need them wt

[SPman]

Cant argue with that for sure, you should've pulled a fkn wheelie before you decked out you pussy, come round for some lessons. 1st one is free.

1st one is free - how to wheely, but he's already learned the second lesson..............

[MadDuck]

u FARKTARD.

LMFAO...yep thats KG. A man of few words but words well selected!

Maybe go a bit slower next time Nhuan I hear you would have good company

[Mr Skid]

Contributing factors:
1 x over ambitious pilot +
1 x greasy road +
Rear brakes beyond used by date +
No tread left on rear tyre =
Elbow plant.

Bullshit.

You were trying to 'back it in' by pedaling backwards.

When will you foos learn the road is not the place for hijinks?

Did you find the other jandal?

[thehollowmen]

get well soon

And glad that it wasn't more serious.

I'd give you stick about what you were riding but... I'm sure there are photos of me riding over here in thailand at the moment :-o