arse!feck!4 days from xmas I bin my shiny red bike

**NhuanH** · 21st December 2005, 07:27

doin' the Balmoral KFC run, lookin' at a left hander I've nailed hundreds of times, I swing the bike out wide to cut in (still memories of Taupo on Sunday) and the rear starts sliding out and I'm on me elbow.

Contributing factors:
1 x over ambitious pilot +
1 x greasy road +
Rear brakes beyond used by date +
No tread left on rear tyre =
Elbow plant.

That boik is one hard bassa though. You can see it in the background below.

EDIT: finally, a bike related post to celebrate my whoredom of 500 posts!

**DemonWolf** · 21st December 2005, 07:41

Glad to see that the damage is limited...

**White trash** · 21st December 2005, 07:44

Gay crash for a gay rider, can't argue with that.

**NhuanH** · 21st December 2005, 07:46

Originally Posted by White trash

Gay crash for a gay rider, can't argue with that.

tru, Maurice tells me the only whey to become gheyer is to ride a Zooki.

And this from the skinny pasty-white, (supposedly) trash cunt who can't grow a mull?

**Devil** · 21st December 2005, 08:22

Mate you had me going there for a minute! I guess the girlie bike lives on...

**White trash** · 21st December 2005, 08:26

Originally Posted by NhuanH

tru, Maurice tells me the only whey to become gheyer is to ride a Zooki.

And this from the skinny pasty-white, (supposedly) trash cunt who can't grow a mull?

Don't need a mullet to be true White trash son. You keep on trying though, little fellah. You'll get there.

**Keystone19** · 21st December 2005, 08:26

Looks like Dainese man was lacking his protective Dainese's...

**NhuanH** · 21st December 2005, 08:33

Originally Posted by White trash

Don't need a mullet to be true White trash son. You keep on trying though, little fellah. You'll get there.

So it's the pastiness that is part of the club's conditions of entry? Feck, I'll never get there then

You all hate me 'coz I iz bleck...

Who's the little fella, you boney gimp?

**NhuanH** · 21st December 2005, 08:35

Originally Posted by Keystone19

Looks like Dainese man was lacking his protective Dainese's...

Funny you say that...

EDIT: from here, one of my fav sites http://www.dainese.be/en/biking/safety/index.htm

**Badcat** · 21st December 2005, 09:10

Originally Posted by NhuanH

doin' the Balmoral KFC run, lookin' at a left hander I've nailed hundreds of times, I swing the bike out wide to cut in (still memories of Taupo on Sunday) and the rear starts sliding out and I'm on me elbow.

Contributing factors:
1 x over ambitious pilot +
1 x greasy road +
Rear brakes beyond used by date +
No tread left on rear tyre =
Elbow plant.

That boik is one hard bassa though. You can see it in the background below.

EDIT: finally, a bike related post to celebrate my whoredom of 500 posts!

harden up you little girl.

**Sniper** · 21st December 2005, 09:15

Its a bicycle. Its not the end of the world

**Finn** · 21st December 2005, 09:16

Originally Posted by NhuanH

doin' the Balmoral KFC run, lookin' at a left hander I've nailed hundreds of times, I swing the bike out wide to cut in (still memories of Taupo on Sunday) and the rear starts sliding out and I'm on me elbow.

Contributing factors:
1 x over ambitious pilot +
1 x greasy road +
Rear brakes beyond used by date +
No tread left on rear tyre =
Elbow plant.

That boik is one hard bassa though. You can see it in the background below.

EDIT: finally, a bike related post to celebrate my whoredom of 500 posts!

Where is the motor?

**SlowHand** · 21st December 2005, 09:17

Little do you know that I broke into your gargre and took your boik for more than a spin. You can pick it up from Haldanes tomorrow they said.. 2 Santa's sleds down.

So the weird aerodynamics of the mul lay didnt cause the off?