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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
    Recently.. 240kmh in a 100 zone.
    HP further up the road got my reg as I cruised past. Hour and a half later knock at the door. 3x court sessions later got disqualified for nine months and 1000 pingers.
    If you want to know how long to go check under my user name.

    Beat That.
    Cant beat that....but why didnt you just do 240 past the HP so he wouldnt even have got your rego either??
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
    Recently.. 240kmh in a 100 zone.
    HP further up the road got my reg as I cruised past. Hour and a half later knock at the door. 3x court sessions later got disqualified for nine months and 1000 pingers.
    If you want to know how long to go check under my user name.

    Beat That.
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    200 in a 100 zone, 110 in a 50, 170 in a 50, 120 in a 50, 120 in 100, 160 in 100

    and then theres some others that I can't remember. And all were in cars a few were in a 1275 mini, bright orange one. My fav though was when i was going along the north western and got off at port and there were coppers with a laser trying to snap people coming off the southern at grafton or wellesley(i think) and I was doin about 170 in my mini and there were about 5 cops standing around and i waved to them as i went by they were all furious waving at me and shit it was really really funny.
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    140 in a 100, The cop really enjoyed giving me the ticket, as I was gazing at his car, I was thinking along the lines of, wtf, take away the paint and flashing lights, theres only a puss bag car, it made up my mind what my plan of action would be in the future.....

    A cop did let me off a 160 in a 100. He had me bang to rights and I had no where to go. The 1st thing he said was "Sir, the speed limit for the open road in New Zealand is 100 kph, not 100 MPH!!" followed by "I bet your the type that says all cops are A-holes" After professing in no way would I say that
    He let me off! So yeah, I knew that day not all cops where A-holes!

    Oh yeah, another funny cop story I have is, I sold my RZ500 and popped a goodbye Wheelie to say good bye to her.
    I stop at a gas station and a cop pulls up and asks, why did you do that wheelie? So I told him the truth...he goes "Oh, OK then, hey, I've got an FJ1100, I like to do the rides over the Waiarapa, I'll keep an eye out for ya, bye!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
    I lost the unmarked HP and jumped off an exit. 2x HP waiting at the interchange. Bit hard to do that sort of speed thru a roundabout... except if your GR or WT or sommit legend like.
    OOoooh I see! Bummer about Aucks....cant outrun a radio
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    got done at 61 in a 50 k zone down a frickin back road that has no traffic on it whatsoever. and one day there was an unmarked van parked on the side of the road... dammit... then another time, on the same road, i was test driving someone's alfa romeo and got done at 79!!! after that i bought a radar detector hehehe
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    never been caught
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
    Recently.. 240kmh in a 100 zone.
    Beat That.
    Not this time or any other time. My best(?) effort was 140 in a 80 area between Kihikihi and Te Awamutu (23 years ago), the buggers set up a road block for me at 11:00pm

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    Does gettin pulled over for dubbing a mate on my handlebars, neither of us having helmets, and being on the footpath count? I was 16 and biking home for lunch from a school holiday cleaning job we had and didn't think anything of the mufti cop that had come up from behind us and parked 20m ahead and got out his car, which nearly lead me to keep on biking past...

    Only got 1 ticket between us, a $50 fine for no helmet... Of course, I am talking about a pushbike incase someone thought i was being a ridiculasly idiot motorbiker

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    soulth africa - benoni - more years ago than i care to remember, after an earlymorning disagreement with the late unlamented
    6am one beautifull sunday morning going down a dead straight road NO OTHER TRAFFIC..... got [eventually] hauled into court .....
    ......... for doing 60kph over the posted limit [there was other stuff too ............... i had my feet on the handlebars at the time and .......
    ...... ok ....... i turned the bike around and rode the wrong way up a oneway street to chastise the cop for 'acting dangerously' by leaping out in front of me ............................] IT WAS THE '70S OK??!!

    the judge let me off with a caution --- found out later that he was a biker
    ... ...

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    Got pulled over for doing 117km in a 70 kmh once .... Only problem was I wasn't the one speeding. Happened after the Caltex in the Hutt about 2 years back. The famous Commodore mufti got a Yellow TL1000R and the Yellow Duc mixed up (expletive inserted here) and pulls me over by the Timura Speedway. The guys about to give me a ticket and my wife pulls up on a yellow bike as well. Cops adamant that it was me and told me to confess . Held me ground saying if he’d pulled over the bike directly behind me , he would have the right person, cop ends up saying, I'm not going to give you a ticket this time so slow down. WTF , wasn't any way.
    So , anyone here want to confess , two years back , Yellow TLR1000 , older style blue leather suit, hid your bike at the top of the taka's by the loos after ...
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    101 in a 70 because of obscured signs... didn't get off it though.

    I do a bit more on occassion when I don't notice but I try to stay safe and sane.

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    Revere 650 ... 115 mph wringing the nuts of the thing ...pulled a few miles later ...want me gov ,,,,
    ok sonny lets look at the vid ...( ma u could even make out the needle of the speedo !!!)

    Better one ....flying home to get pissed ,,,,,next morning at work ...the boys in blue going spare at service manager ...a quick photo copy of my nz licence ...and a hire bike form ,,,and mongo scott free

    Demoted to an H100 for the rest of my natural life ,,,,,, not allowed to ride anything bigger than a moped for ages....

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    Biggest ticket for me was 146K back when the limit was 80. Funny bit was that the fine would have been bigger if I was doing 26K slower...
    Biggest luck was getting pulled for 180ish (still 80K limit) and the cop just told me to slow down, after looking over the bike and being generally quite sociable.
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    I have just recently got my 600cc bike, going from a 250cc. let it rip a bit on the way to greymouth. got up to just over 200km/h and i had too slow down again. not used to being able to reach that speed so quick.
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