Cant beat that....but why didnt you just do 240 past the HP so he wouldnt even have got your rego either??Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
Cant beat that....but why didnt you just do 240 past the HP so he wouldnt even have got your rego either??Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
We have an undeniable winner! makes my efforts seem quite pathetic really!Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
There is no dark side of the moon, really, as a matter of fact. Its all dark...
200 in a 100 zone, 110 in a 50, 170 in a 50, 120 in a 50, 120 in 100, 160 in 100
and then theres some others that I can't remember. And all were in cars a few were in a 1275 mini, bright orange one. My fav though was when i was going along the north western and got off at port and there were coppers with a laser trying to snap people coming off the southern at grafton or wellesley(i think) and I was doin about 170 in my mini and there were about 5 cops standing around and i waved to them as i went by they were all furious waving at me and shit it was really really funny.
From American dad :
American dads dad: Breaking into a safe is like making love to a woman
American dad: So you just pound on it for two minutes until your done?
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140 in a 100, The cop really enjoyed giving me the ticket, as I was gazing at his car, I was thinking along the lines of, wtf, take away the paint and flashing lights, theres only a puss bag car, it made up my mind what my plan of action would be in the future.....
A cop did let me off a 160 in a 100. He had me bang to rights and I had no where to go. The 1st thing he said was "Sir, the speed limit for the open road in New Zealand is 100 kph, not 100 MPH!!" followed by "I bet your the type that says all cops are A-holes" After professing in no way would I say that
He let me off! So yeah, I knew that day not all cops where A-holes!
Oh yeah, another funny cop story I have is, I sold my RZ500 and popped a goodbye Wheelie to say good bye to her.
I stop at a gas station and a cop pulls up and asks, why did you do that wheelie? So I told him the truth...he goes "Oh, OK then, hey, I've got an FJ1100, I like to do the rides over the Waiarapa, I'll keep an eye out for ya, bye!"![]()
OOoooh I see! Bummer about Aucks....cant outrun a radioOriginally Posted by SpeedMedic
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got done at 61 in a 50 k zone down a frickin back road that has no traffic on it whatsoever. and one day there was an unmarked van parked on the side of the road... dammit... then another time, on the same road, i was test driving someone's alfa romeo and got done at 79!!! after that i bought a radar detector hehehe
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
never been caught![]()
never been chasedthat i know of...
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Popping wheelies on sj50's since 2003
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Not this time or any other time. My best(?) effort was 140 in a 80 area between Kihikihi and Te Awamutu (23 years ago), the buggers set up a road block for me at 11:00pmOriginally Posted by SpeedMedic
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Does gettin pulled over for dubbing a mate on my handlebars, neither of us having helmets, and being on the footpath count? I was 16 and biking home for lunch from a school holiday cleaning job we had and didn't think anything of the mufti cop that had come up from behind us and parked 20m ahead and got out his car, which nearly lead me to keep on biking past...![]()
Only got 1 ticket between us, a $50 fine for no helmet... Of course, I am talking about a pushbike incase someone thought i was being a ridiculasly idiot motorbiker![]()
soulth africa - benoni - more years ago than i care to remember, after an earlymorning disagreement with the late unlamented
6am one beautifull sunday morning going down a dead straight road NO OTHER TRAFFIC..... got [eventually] hauled into court .....
......... for doing 60kph over the posted limit [there was other stuff too ............... i had my feet on the handlebars at the time and .......
...... ok ....... i turned the bike around and rode the wrong way up a oneway street to chastise the cop for 'acting dangerously' by leaping out in front of me ............................] IT WAS THE '70S OK??!!
the judge let me off with a caution --- found out later that he was a biker![]()
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Got pulled over for doing 117km in a 70 kmh once .... Only problem was I wasn't the one speeding. Happened after the Caltex in the Hutt about 2 years back. The famous Commodore mufti got a Yellow TL1000R and the Yellow Duc mixed up (expletive inserted here) and pulls me over by the Timura Speedway. The guys about to give me a ticket and my wife pulls up on a yellow bike as well. Cops adamant that it was me and told me to confess . Held me ground saying if hed pulled over the bike directly behind me , he would have the right person, cop ends up saying, I'm not going to give you a ticket this time so slow down. WTF , wasn't any way.
So , anyone here want to confess , two years back , Yellow TLR1000 , older style blue leather suit, hid your bike at the top of the taka's by the loos after ...
You owe me a beer matey.
It's not a beer pot.... It's a fuel tank for a sex machine
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101 in a 70 because of obscured signs... didn't get off it though.
I do a bit more on occassion when I don't notice but I try to stay safe and sane.
Revere 650 ... 115 mph wringing the nuts of the thing ...pulled a few miles later ...want me gov ,,,,
ok sonny lets look at the vid ...( ma u could even make out the needle of the speedo !!!)
Better one ....flying home to get pissed ,,,,,next morning at work ...the boys in blue going spare at service manager ...a quick photo copy of my nz licence ...and a hire bike form ,,,and mongo scott free
Demoted to an H100 for the rest of my natural life ,,,,,, not allowed to ride anything bigger than a moped for ages....
Stephen
"Look, Madame, where we live, look how we live ... look at the life we have...The Republic has forgotten us."
Biggest ticket for me was 146K back when the limit was 80. Funny bit was that the fine would have been bigger if I was doing 26K slower...
Biggest luck was getting pulled for 180ish (still 80K limit) and the cop just told me to slow down, after looking over the bike and being generally quite sociable.
ACC - It's where the Enron accountants all went.
I have just recently got my 600cc bike, going from a 250cc. let it rip a bit on the way to greymouth. got up to just over 200km/h and i had too slow down again. not used to being able to reach that speed so quick.
S.G.C. & C.K.M.C.
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