Whats the fastest you've been caught speeding??

[Waylander]

hahaha your missus is older than 16 then?

youre all invited to my 17th on the 7th of jan..... not that anyone from kb knows me.... but i have a few dogs i can socialise with.... maybe get a root....

From a dog? Well I supose if you can't get it from any where else.

[ducatilover]

From a dog? Well I supose if you can't get it from any where else.

yeah.... the hamsters are more of a good fit though, dogs generally feel like a worm in a tin can [and thats a virgin dog]:spudbn: and my mums booked out for a while so.....

[T.W.R]

hahaha your missus is older than 16 then?

youre all invited to my 17th on the 7th of jan..... not that anyone from kb knows me.... but i have a few dogs i can socialise with.... maybe get a root....

knocking on the door of 17 & thinking about practicing beastiality theres laws against cruelty to animals you know

Merry Xmas

[ducatilover]

knocking on the door of 17 & thinking about practicing beastiality theres laws against cruelty to animals you know

Merry Xmas

oh my bad, hahaha merry xmas dude

[Dadpole]

knocking on the door of 17 & thinking about practicing beastiality theres laws against cruelty to animals you know

Merry Xmas

Not in Ekewhatsit.

[WINJA]

hahaha your missus is older than 16 then?

youre all invited to my 17th on the 7th of jan..... not that anyone from kb knows me.... but i have a few dogs i can socialise with.... maybe get a root....

i wish my misses was 16 . ill come to your 17th if theres 16 year old chicks there, what area do you live in?

[ducatilover]

i wish my misses was 16 . ill come to your 17th if theres 16 year old chicks there, what area do you live in?

well my party will be in pahiafuckentua and i dunno how many chicks are going to be there apart from my own personal ho-bag :spudwhat: but there should be a few of my x's that you could stick.... the whole town is coming so about 7 or 8 people dependent if there are relatives coming, not that it makes much diference cos were all inbred anyway.....

merry fucking christmas

[T.W.R]

: but there should be a few of my x's that you could stick.... the whole town is coming so about 7 or 8 people dependent if there are relatives coming, not that it makes much diference cos were all inbred anyway.....

merry fucking christmas

Nothin says lovin like drillin ya cousin actually D/L you were riding your Bros when you buggered it aye


oops need another Jimmie!

What did Santa say when he walked into the Brothel ? HO HO HO !

[ducatilover]

i'm not allowed to work at the garden cos every time someone asks for a ho i fetch my sister

oh, i dont have a sister.

well if youve married five times and have the same inlaws you come from pahiatua

if your wife says she's game and you shoot her, you come from pahiatua

and yes i buggered my bros

[cowpoos]

haha never underestimate the power of 55kg prick

fuck is that all your weight...I've had corn shits bigger than that...

[Waylander]

Thought I was a skinny fuck at 88kg...

[Firefight]

Thought I was a skinny fuck at 88kg...

you are

F/F

[cowpoos]

and yes i buggered my bros

spit or swallow???

[ducatilover]

fuck is that all your weight...I've had corn shits bigger than that...

yeah, i jumped on the calf scales and "mother fucker! skinny bastard"

i've lost weight since i was twelve..... and grown taller....

how is it possible? i'm 5 ft 9 and 55kg... thats fucked up.... as i say i only have one big bone

[ducatilover]

spit or swallow???

swallow is a sign of pure inbredness.
choke is showing off.
spit is a sypathy blow.

yeah i swallowed