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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    fuck is that all your weight...i've had corn shits bigger than that...
    i didnt think guys would be that small , hes well under half my weight, the bros would be a rocket with mr punyverse on it

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover
    as i say i only have one big bone
    thats not what ya mumma told me....
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    thats not what ya mumma told me....
    stop stealing my "your mumma" jokes, ya bitch

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    i didnt think guys would be that small , hes well under half my weight, the bros would be a rocket with mr punyverse on it
    mr punyverse? for some reason i find that fucken funy! its true aswell
    i'd rather be called dougy buggy stick insect man like i was in fourth form by all the girls and faggots who found my inbred arsehole attractive....
    i wonder if " stick insect" was a personal remark about the displacement of my genitals?
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    i didnt think guys would be that small , hes well under half my weight, the bros would be a rocket with mr punyverse on it

    Fuck that me dog weighs 42kilos


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    The only reason I only ride in the Iron man Class is I have no friends left to enter the two man events,
    my own fault really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    thats not what ya mumma told me....
    so what if its really hers?
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefight
    Fuck that me dog weighs 42kilos


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    that'd be one good root, hahahahaha:spudguita
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by firefight
    fuck that me dog weighs 42kilos


    f/f
    my mates wife was 35kg , he was about 100kg heavier than her , fuck the looked funny together, we called her monkey cause she looked like a monkey clinging to his back on the bike

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducatilover
    that'd be one good root, hahahahaha:spudguita

    Fuck off you sick Fuck, my dogs got taste

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    "Kiwi Biker, still a great place despite the mods "


    "Would crawl over broken glass before owning Suzuki"

    The only reason I only ride in the Iron man Class is I have no friends left to enter the two man events,
    my own fault really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefight
    Fuck that me dog weighs 42kilos


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    Big dog... And not all of us can be short stocky firemen ya know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINJA
    stop stealing my "your mumma" jokes, ya bitch
    if ya not fast your last winjie
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefight
    Fuck off you sick Fuck, my dogs got taste

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    dammit.....thats me ruled out then
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Big dog... And not all of us can be short stocky firemen ya know.
    that wasn't really that funny!!

    when you buy that ducati....your jokes will instantly be funnier....and you will have more friends and lots more sex....

    and then just imagine what could happen if you got a kawa or suzi!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    that wasn't really that funny!!

    when you buy that ducati....your jokes will instantly be funnier....and you will have more friends and lots more sex....

    and then just imagine what could happen if you got a kawa or suzi!!!
    Hmm a bike that lots of peaple have or a bike that few peaple have. I know wich one I'm choosin' then doin more stuff to it to make it stand out. lol yea wasn't funny but the mood I'm in funny is not exactly reachable. Trying to stay light hearted though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos
    that wasn't really that funny!!

    when you buy that ducati....your jokes will instantly be funnier....and you will have more friends and lots more sex....

    and then just imagine what could happen if you got a kawa or suzi!!!
    you mean if i buy a ducati grandma will..........
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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