I think buses are out to get everyone.
Life of a bus driver:
Hmm, lets see. I have an unsatisfying job and get paid pretty pants wages to listen to teenage girls rabbitting on about their boyfriend's ex's cousin's girlfriend and have chewing-gum left on the bottom of every seat. What can I do to spice up my life? I know, I'll run red lights and cut corners. That way I keep on my toes and can enjoy the terrified expressions of other motorists as they realise that EVEN IF IT'S MY FAULT, I'll always come out better off.
OK, it's not all bus drivers. But there are some bad ones. Really bad.
There's Life, the Universe and Everything, but I prefer pizza.
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