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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Have had a few serious bins already. Doesn't scare me. I'de even ride without a helmet if I could. But then I don;t ride like a lunitic when I'm not wearing my gear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Have had a few serious bins already. Doesn't scare me. I'de even ride without a helmet if I could. But then I don;t ride like a lunitic when I'm not wearing my gear.
    just checked your profile.
    you're 22.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Have had a few serious bins already. Doesn't scare me. I'de even ride without a helmet if I could. But then I don;t ride like a lunitic when I'm not wearing my gear.
    So you wear your secret invincibility vest all the time though, to keep your fear down?

    Helmet, I guess with your choice of German infantry style helmut, going bare noggin won't be that much difference. Classic merkin "it's ma constitutional right Jethro". Darwinism is cool eh?

    So when you do have your gear, you must ride like a lunatic then, cos how do you put a cruiser in a ditch??
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    But they stopped bullets in WW2 - thats how no one died, ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    Have had a few serious bins already. Doesn't scare me. I'de even ride without a helmet if I could. But then I don;t ride like a lunitic when I'm not wearing my gear.
    you are a gleaming example of natural selection at work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

    PS Who gives a fat rats arse what people wear. Chill out people, there's worse things to have palpitations over.

    i reckon. some people need to get out more.

    i tell you what though - i saw someone at mcdonalds eating 2 big macs the other day. what were the thinking? haven't they seen 'supersize me'?

    dangerous stuff....

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    Quote Originally Posted by marty
    i reckon. some people need to get out more.

    i tell you what though - i saw someone at mcdonalds eating 2 big macs the other day. what were the thinking? haven't they seen 'supersize me'?

    dangerous stuff....
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    My choice peaple. And the bike ended up in the ditch cause it was either that or the side of a car and sliding along the road. Choice between that and nice soft long grass wich would you choose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    My choice peaple. And the bike ended up in the ditch cause it was either that or the side of a car and sliding along the road. Choice between that and nice soft long grass wich would you choose?

    Depends..., on how much desire to live that i have at that particular time

    in seriousness ...ditch ...

    as i had to do once luckily skidded to a hoult just before a big cliff and stayed on the bike .... curse the windys up in titirangi somewhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    My choice peaple. And the bike ended up in the ditch cause it was either that or the side of a car and sliding along the road. Choice between that and nice soft long grass wich would you choose?
    I would choose not to try keeping pace with a sportsbike while riding a crusier.

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    I love riding in jandels, hell I think I am abit over confident though because I do the shirtless thing every so often, but its OK because I have a zx2r.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Skid
    I would choose not to try keeping pace with a sportsbike while riding a crusier.
    That would be your choice then, and as I've said before I could have stayed right where I was but the cage driver decided he didn't want me to pass him and ran me off the road.

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    Arguably, in the minds of many responsible and upstanding citizens (especially those who frame our laws) *ALL* bikers must have S#!T for brains, to ride those dangerous , socially irresponsible, unnecessary contraptions in the first place, instead of getting a nice safe sensible car, like all responsible and upstanding citizens . And responsible and upstanding citizens would be doing the bikers a big favour by supporting a law to ban the said contraptions altogether. Don't give them any more ammo folks (and you can scratch your heads over which side that puts me on )
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    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badcat
    when you've had a couple of serious bins, you'll possibly change your idea of adequate protection in the city. if not, serious injuries possibly won't change you much.
    But, your choice, pal. Personal freedom and all that.
    Exactly.... the thought of road ripping the flesh off me again well and truly outweighs if Im going to get too hot and sweat a bit.

    Each to their own tho but think of the guy that has to scrape you up tho...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander
    And the bike ended up in the ditch cause it was either that or the side of a car and sliding along the road. Choice between that and nice soft long grass wich would you choose?
    I have had to make that choice once. its suprisingly easy to decide to drop your pride and joy into the ditch when theres two cars racing towards you taking up the whole road!
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