Right, that does it

[Pixie]

Unfortunately, the water pistol idea probably won't go,unless you find one that isn't molded from styrene.
Otherwise you'll just find you have a sticky blob in your pocket.

"Is that a melted water pistol in your pocket? or were you just over exited to see me?

If you use any kind of spray at speed some of it will get your bike due to turbulence.

I favour driving 3 or 4 nails into the side of your boot heels and cutting off the heads with side cutters.These can be used to scrape the side of offending cars and don't have the need to have enough room for a decent kick.
And the occupants may not even know you've done it.

This is called the dragon's craw....(sorry claw)

[Brian d marge]

The key to the mirror method is - the buggering off- when the buggering off is performed correctly and with sufficient haste ,,,all should be well

buggering off is in itself a fine art , and should never be attempted at the start of say the motorway , or the great south road.. and that the road in question does indeed have an exit ...

Remember when in the process off Buggering off great creativity is called for ,, such as the use of public parks , ( you can get a honda 550 four under the barrers that stop pushbike)

Finally, remember that even a 50cc scooter can successfully bugger off from the fastest porche, IF the act of the buggering off is performed with skill and dexterity !


Stephen

Ps ..Remember that the skill of buggering off is an highly developed art and The writer will not be held responsible for any act of buggering off that goes pear shaped. You should then seek advice from the TOAST corporation (NZ) LTD

[Rincewind]

Remember guy's what goes round comes round.
It's a lot more sensible to ignore these twats than to take your eye of the ball and get all outa shape over it.
I would rather have the plonkers in front of me at a safe distance !!

Every time a bikey gets involved in a bit of road rage it lowers public opinion of us all !!!

By all means get even if you must, but do it steathily !!!!

[Maha]

Visor up......eyeball the prick, followed by the finger point then tuck in behind him........ works better if theres 3 or 4 of ya but by yourself can be just as effective........take any offramp he does and if he does stupid shit ie; speed wise, zig zaging your job is done.A middle finger salute and leave him to it, im sure he will be watching his rear vision mirror closley will you're there.

[froggyfrenchman]

[QUOTE=Pixie
I favour driving 3 or 4 nails into the side of your boot heels and cutting off the heads with side cutters.These can be used to scrape the side of offending cars and don't have the need to have enough room for a decent kick.
And the occupants may not even know you've done it.

This is called the dragon's craw....(sorry claw)[/QUOTE]

HELL YEAH! ive always been a fan of the mirror treatment, but this stealth technology is just the bees knees! Im gonna have to run out and "modify" my boots!

[deathstar]

wouldn't much like it if he took down you plate and came and snaped both your mirrors off and the indicators?

[Dadpole]

This is called the dragon's craw....(sorry claw)

Do I detect a Get Smart fan?

[Quartida]

OK, all good ideas, but I have to go with the passive version...it just seems a lot safer to me to just zen it out and deal. There's no point in getting your blood boiling over people who a) don't realise how great it is to ride a bike and b) don't realise how dangerous it is to ride a bike.

In the end, although the mirror may work, it's just bad biker karma. Arseholes will be arseholes. I say leave it be. (And it's a good start in making the world a happier place, which wouldn't be a bad thing all up).

[idb]

OK, all good ideas, but I have to go with the passive version...it just seems a lot safer to me to just zen it out and deal. There's no point in getting your blood boiling over people who a) don't realise how great it is to ride a bike and b) don't realise how dangerous it is to ride a bike.

In the end, although the mirror may work, it's just bad biker karma. Arseholes will be arseholes. I say leave it be. (And it's a good start in making the world a happier place, which wouldn't be a bad thing all up).

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!

[buellbabe]

[QUOTE=Calo]I'm buying a water pistol tomorrow and filling it with brake fluid.

Today was the last straw. I was happily along the Great South Rd near Takanini when a carload of boyracer monkeys (who had been sitting behind me for a while) thought it would be funny to drive up right alongside me (on my left, all of about 1 ft away). I put my foot into this dickhead's door but as he was so close (couldn't get decent swing of the leg) and the fact that I was only wearing trainers, I doubt I caused any damage. :slap:

Not so long ago a carload of the same tried to run a mate of mine off the road (Porchester Rd, same area), BIG mistake. He pulled up beside them at the next intesection and put his fist thru the drivers window and had a bloody good attempt at throttling him before the car took off! Suddenly they weren't so cool!

[loosebruce]

Yea i've had a few wanker in cars incidents cause really it's not just boy racers that do it, the mirror trick works a treat though, i may of used it more than a few times. Another pet hate of mine is those wanks in budget looking commodores with red n blue lights in em trying to imitate a cop car, they look nothing like a cop car they dont even have POLICE written on them, what are they thinking trying to race me, bloody muppets, you think the cops would've done something about this by now................

[classic zed]

A young lady was driving along being harrased by a car full of hoons, driving too close, flashing the lights, making rude gestures, you get the picture.

When they reached a set of lights, they pulled up beside her laughing and taking the piss.

She picks up a can of coke from her passenger seat, smacks it on her steering wheel, cracks the opener and chucks it through their open window. Apparently it made a real mess before they could stop it squirting everywhere.

Thats the way to do it

[Harry33]

[QUOTE=buellbabe
Not so long ago a carload of the same tried to run a mate of mine off the road (Porchester Rd, same area), BIG mistake. He pulled up beside them at the next intesection and put his fist thru the drivers window and had a bloody good attempt at throttling him before the car took off! Suddenly they weren't so cool! [/QUOTE]

Yeah I've had fun down Porchester road too. It's a crap road with heaps of potholes and part of its a 100 zone. I've had all sorts of wankers tailgating and beeping and reving their engines. It seems to attract boyracers like you wouldn't believe.
Mind you if you want to find boyracers hang out side pickapart takanini (any day, it doesn't matter) and you'll see donuts galore. I work next door and often worry about them hitting our fence.