Well in a similar vein to the Ten Greatest Motorcycle programme that took so much flack, this one was about weapons.
OK so they started with I think a PWK39, hold on that’s a carb on my GasGas, sorry I’m not up with shooty things, maybe it was a PK something, the small gun that James Bond uses. So that has some cool factor. So then they had these American wimin firing them & some butch chick going, well size does matter & “I guess it would be ok as a backup gun”.
Lady -your country is in a lot of trouble.
So they carry on with Pikes & Boomerangs, they are all technological breakthroughs & have had huge impacts, but we are getting closer to the no. 1 spot rather quickly. A47 kalashnikov was ~ 2nd which is a pretty cool weapon for ease of use & manufacturability. Changed the world. Wondering if they were going to mention the Automobile, after all with minimal training these have killed more than any singular war.
But then, in the no. one spot they were touting WuTang & this Martial art dude teaching these nuns how to do some simple moves then finishes by breaking some fairly impressive bits of wood but their turn they get thin grainy bits that I bet they could have broken before.
The premise of the program was; a great weapon has to be effective & ideally not be too complex so anyone can use it with minimal training. They said the human mind is the greatest weapon. Well no, you have to know how to use it & without weapons Sabre tooth tigers used to think we were tasty treats.
I’m pretty sure any turkey with a handgun could work out how to kill a WangChung Grand Master if he started from far enough back. (Found this on the web http://www.wangchung.com/ hahaha)
Anyways, the point is, all this time I’m thinking; Well shit man -you can have all that crap --- & I choose an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile with a dirty great Nuclear Warhead thanks. I’ll kick your scrawny ass from another country. Heck while I’m about it I’ll mount it in a starwars programme satellite so you won't see it coming till it's too late. There's no near misses with Farts or Nuclear weapons. I'm pretty sure I'm smart enough to be the president of America going on observation of the current one & I'm pushing buttons right now so I have all the training I need to fire one of these things.
Talking of starwars - I’ll have a Death Star. Now that has to be the coolest Weapon of all time. I’ll fill in that silly trench & vent the exhaust gasses somewhere else & it’ll be Sa-wweet!
Now it’s time to crush those puny rebels & rule the galaxy. Bwahahaha!
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