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    What frigging chance have us bikers got??

    Sitting on the beach at Taupo I heard the loud scream of abused truck tyres.
    I looked up in time to see a Curtain Side semi truck n trailer unit diving for the median of the road then the trailer came round and jackknifed to the left
    A loud crunch and a 4x4 got swatted by the semi trailer.
    I ran over thinking this was gonna be pretty messy.
    Turns out noone was more than lightly bruised and shaken up.
    But the cage drivers comment to the trucky -- Ohh baby she was a classic.
    "sorry mate I diddnt see ya"
    Seeems he pulled out of a sidestreet right in front of the truck.
    Now that clown is shareing the roads with us --If he cant see a frigging 30 tonne semi what chance do us bikers stand.
    To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?

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    Yep, it's a jungle out there - even if the self-inflicted stuff (bins etc) don't get you the Random Act of Idiocy of Other Twats (R.A.I.O.T.) will

    Stay alive people.
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    Twat thinks..."I'm the biggest baddest mutha on the road in my 4x4 and I can do whatever I want.".... as the B-train bears down on him.

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    Fucking idiot.

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    like the pasty white boy today in his van, flys around the dog leg right at the lights in the outside lane and cos hes going so fast ends up in my lane;

    I slam on then pull up to his window as hes driving along and ask hin what the fuck he thinks hes doing...

    his reply - Sorry mate didnt see ya, but if you hadnt been speeding it wouldnt have been a problem.

    I told the fucker to pull up so i could slap him....he declined unfortunately:eyepoke:


    :slap:

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    saw another idiot today-must be the season for it --late model mitzi tiny hatch down a bank right on the only roundabout on triangle road in Massey.
    It is just plmb impossible to go down that bank even if you were going at 70
    the skid marks in a straight line 50m back from and right through the roundabout told the story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY
    saw another idiot today-must be the season for it --
    Happens only 4 times a year.....for 3 months at a time. As they say - "Anywhere, Anytime."
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Arrow Yep.

    The dumber you drive - the bigger the mess.
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    On the bright side... theyy'll have learned a lesson AND they're off the road for a bit
    On the down side, they may have sustained an injury and their faculties will be worse than they were...!

    I guess we need to rely on our superior accelration, braking and manoov... manoeur... ability to steer!

    edit - I saw a guy in a black mitsi down Tamaki Drive the other day - he pulled out and was driving right up my bum... following me from lane to lane as I tried to let him pass. Then he turned on the red and blue lights ... BUGGER...
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    Arrow

    Doesn't this about cover it though?
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    What gets me is the folks who dont see trains.
    The contents of this post are my opinion and may not be subjected to any form of reality
    It means I'm not an authority or a teacher, and may not have any experience so take things with a pinch of salt (a.k.a bullshit) rather than fact

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY
    Sitting on the beach at Taupo I heard the loud scream of abused truck tyres....
    I LAUGH WHEN DRIVERS LIKE THAT DIE , IVE LOST MY SYMPATHY AFTER A FEW TRIPS IN AN AMBO

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    Highway 1 motorway, there is this geezer in a Range Rover trying to see inside the boot of the car in front......Posh geezer gets impatient, decides to move into middle lane but is so fucking close almost hits the car in front as he changes lanes and wobbles....his brain stem that is....plus

    My mate stops for a car on a bridge. She has right of way but car already on bridge. Car passes she goes onto bridge and another car does not give way and head on crash and she goes over he car.....bashed and bruised but bike a total....reckons the engine covers (BMW saved her legs)....

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    to keep this in perspective....I have seen some fuckin pathetic riding by bikers....and not just a little bit
    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoSeven
    What gets me is the folks who dont see trains.
    Yup and on railway crossings an all..?

    If someone is going to tailgate you it'll be mum and the kids, or Mr 45'n fleshy in a 4X4..
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