They must have been pissed off!

[kels]

Go the 100watt high beams. silly twat tryed to gap it though some trafic
but it was easy for me to keep up

he got stuck behind a slow car with me right next to him gave him the big

Then Gaped it

he was freaking out hard.

silly prick

GOOD ON YOU!!!!

I really don't want to engourage everyone to give the big But Gez there's some arseholes out there! Nah what the ^$*# GO THE MIGHTY

[Kendog]

Had a milkshake thrown at me through my open cage window, Bastard!!! My sin? I drove over a pedestrian crossing while the guy was on the other side of the road! (B4 the new rule came in too!)

[kels]

Had a milkshake thrown at me through my open cage window, Bastard!!!

God there are some wankers out there. Did you stop and give them a mouthfull?

[NordieBoy]

God there are some wankers out there. Did you stop and give them a mouthfull?

....Must resist replying.....

[ajturbo]

They could have been woman. Hard to tell them apart sometimes.

i tend to stop drinking when i get to that stage

[kels]

....Must resist replying.....

LOL No way! Reply! Need a giggle!

[idb]

I can't help noticing that all the posters on this thread are from the North Island.
What a horrible sounding place.
Down here everyone is courteous and sweet.
If I want to pull over and pick some flowers on a narrow stretch of road, everyone behind me is happy to stop and wait until I get back in my car and carry on.
If we hit a bird we will stop and take it to a vet if it is still alive.
If someone makes a mistake and accidentally cuts another off they will theatrically slap their head and shrug "sorry". The other driver will wave "that's OK" and everyone will carry on.
If there is a long queue of cars stopped at lights or held up due to a sports event and they see a motorbike coming up behind them (because we are always checking our rear-view mirrors down here) the whole queue will pull over to make it easier for the bike to filter.
If a vehicle is stopped on the side of the road and clearly broken down, or even if the driver is just changing the tyre, no other vehicle will go past without stopping to offer assistance. Oh what parties we have had on the side of the road while helping or lending moral support to a breakdown - especially when someone breaks out a fiddle..................!
We don't have any of them m-o-t-o-r-w-a-y things but I'm sure they will be fun when we do.

[Patrick]

Famous Samoan quote: " I only punch you cause I luv you."

Now this isn't very politically correct is it?

Almost right... it actually goes like this...

"I Luff you, I pash you...I pash you in the head!"

[Korea]

These Samoans weren't driving a red mini, were they?
'cos you know what that's called...

[Korea]

I can't help noticing that all the posters on this thread are from the North Island.
What a horrible sounding place.

True though... everyone cocks up on the roads and if you get agro at them they'll just justify it to themselves.
Yes, the buggar should have been more careful, but if you're okay enough to smash their mirrors off then there probably wasn't any irreprable(sp?) harm done.
Cause and effect. They make a mistake and get on the wrong end of an irate biker. Next time out, they've got a big chip on their shoulders for bikers, and then we all suffer the bad rep... and cops start victimizing riders... and ACC levies go up... and fines... and so on, and so on...
I say this:
STOP THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE, PLEASE! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Oh whatever, do what you feel...

[kro]

I've had a beer bottle thrown at me, I was lucky enough to see it coming, and was just able to duck out of the way.

I had one or two icecreams lobbed at me, and one pot of KFC coleslaw, which I was lucky enough to catch, and was kind enough to place it back in the rubbish bin. The rubbish bin was shaped exactly like the toyota from which the pot originated.

[Damon]

Your lucky they didn't have a hammer with them

[Deviant Esq]

This thread just cracks me up, what people have had thrown at them!



All I've had thrown at me is beer bottles. Most have missed, but have been nailed with a half full one and drenched before too. Was not terribly impressed.

[Colapop]

Being married to a Samoan gives me certain priviledges (I'm a white whitey). Although I do get a little pissed sometimes at peoples jokes about Samoans coz they're really not that bad (at least down here in Wellys), you had every right to go round the block pick up a brick and throw it back at them! It's customary to return the gesture.

I've had run ins with PI's, Maoris, Chinese, damn near about all kinda people and there's one constant - I managed to piss them all off. The good thing about having a Samoan family is that 7.5 times outa 10 they're on your side.

As Micheal and Paul said;
"Ebony and Ivory, live together in perfect harmony..."

[kels]

I can't help noticing that all the posters on this thread are from the North Island.
What a horrible sounding place.
Down here everyone is courteous and sweet.
If I want to pull over and pick some flowers on a narrow stretch of road, everyone behind me is happy to stop and wait until I get back in my car and carry on.
If we hit a bird we will stop and take it to a vet if it is still alive.
If someone makes a mistake and accidentally cuts another off they will theatrically slap their head and shrug "sorry". The other driver will wave "that's OK" and everyone will carry on.
If there is a long queue of cars stopped at lights or held up due to a sports event and they see a motorbike coming up behind them (because we are always checking our rear-view mirrors down here) the whole queue will pull over to make it easier for the bike to filter.
If a vehicle is stopped on the side of the road and clearly broken down, or even if the driver is just changing the tyre, no other vehicle will go past without stopping to offer assistance. Oh what parties we have had on the side of the road while helping or lending moral support to a breakdown - especially when someone breaks out a fiddle..................!
We don't have any of them m-o-t-o-r-w-a-y things but I'm sure they will be fun when we do.

Thats it...All us North Islanders are moving down to your place! Hope your've got a big house