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    Quote Originally Posted by kels
    OK girls how the hell are we going to let these cage driving men know that it is actually a chick on the bike? Any ideas?
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    Oh - and keep up the riding Kels, you are doing well!
    Om nom nom.

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    Duct tape a big bolt somewhere handy on your bike (dont forget to wipe off the fingerprints). Next time some wanker does that just peel it off, get in front of them and throw the bolt behind you. Hopefully it will go thru their windscreen or at least into their radiator. Just make sure you have an escape route planned in your head in case you miss.
    If it hits and they report you, you can just say "Eh? No way, i remember hitting a big bolt on Whatsitcalled street but throw one? Na that would be dangerous......."

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    Quote Originally Posted by kels
    "Your the fucken problem..you think you own the fucken roads"
    LOL, just reply "Yes, but I'm willing to share "
    “There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? ”-Clerks

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    Go for your own justice, I've 'visitied' a few people that have fucked me off. Got thier plates find out where they live go round at night with a big bick throw it through the windscreen with a little note attached and fuck off real quick. Makes you feel way better!!!
    From American dad :
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    Quote Originally Posted by KLOWN
    Go for your own justice, I've 'visitied' a few people that have fucked me off. Got thier plates find out where they live go round at night with a big bick throw it through the windscreen with a little note attached and fuck off real quick. Makes you feel way better!!!
    Charming. So when you where "off real quick" on your 150cc puddle jumper, did you manage to get into top gear before the owner of the car walked up beside you and punch you in the nose?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Charming. So when you where "off real quick" on your 150cc puddle jumper, did you manage to get into top gear before the owner of the car walked up beside you and punch you in the nose?
    Did it in cars. before i got bike. But my 150 would've been faster then the cars i did it in. just to qualify the people I did it to deserved it, it wasn't just cutting me off or anything like that. One guy overtook me and took my wing mirror off (he was in a car) etc.
    From American dad :
    American dads dad: Breaking into a safe is like making love to a woman

    American dad: So you just pound on it for two minutes until your done?

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    I have decided to either go to anger management or give up bike riding.
    So sick of the bastards
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    No dude..don't stop riding...I have a name of a good Psychologist who is helping me with my rage..I know how you feel, I get real mad sometimes at idiots like that! The only problem is I don’t think and usually make the wrong choices. Get some mace, spray in the eyes and go for the knees!!
    Don't you just love golf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Steve
    And im a black belt in Karate..And have had over 20 professional fi_hts..

    And at least one hunderd on the streets...

    There is something seriously wrong if you have been in 100 street fights mate. As a martial artist you should know that fighting is the last resort and if you hurt some one, your training will be held against you in court.

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    Quote Originally Posted by discodan
    There is something seriously wrong if you have been in 100 street fights mate. As a martial artist you should know that fighting is the last resort and if you hurt some one, your training will be held against you in court.
    the best martial artists you will never see them fight..

    im a second degree black and use it to avoid and difuse situations rather than a up front destroy you plan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *sic
    the best martial artists you will never see them fight..

    im a second degree black and use it to avoid and difuse situations rather than a up front destroy you plan.
    Well I've got a black belt in Origami and I use my mastery to fold slow scooter boys into pretty little swans.

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