Always stubbed out on my boot 1st. have spent a year in volinteer (sp) fire team and know the risks all too wellOriginally Posted by inlinefour
Always stubbed out on my boot 1st. have spent a year in volinteer (sp) fire team and know the risks all too wellOriginally Posted by inlinefour
There is no dark side of the moon, really, as a matter of fact. Its all dark...
Similar thing happened to my husband on his way home for lunch recently. He'd taken the bike in and was slowing for our driveway when a magpie flew out from the side of the road, in between him and the handlebars and hit him in the chest and fell onto his lap! He scooped it off his lap and threw it back in the air - bet it wondered what the fuck happened!Originally Posted by Patch
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
um? why are you behind a cage in the first place? are ya to slow, like that poof TLrider![]()
I was driving home (sorry - in the cage) on the motorway a couple of weeks ago and saw masses of smoke up ahead - traffic all slowed down - I thought there had been a big accident or something, but in fact it was the bushes between the north and south lanes on fire. I was very quick to get out of the righthand lane! I can only think it was due to a carelessly discarded cig butt. This was right by (just north of) the Churton Park over bridge - I keep meaning to look to see what the damage was when I go past, but I'm usually too busy watching other things.Originally Posted by inlinefour
you try pass someone on a SR 250 arse munch!!!:eyepoke:Originally Posted by John
they are slower than a GN!!
think i was wearing sunnies...dont rightly recall, lol. all i know is it gave me a hell of a fright. but then, anything hits me at speed i get a fright. first time a bee hit my knee i damn near fell off the back! LOL.Originally Posted by froggyfrenchman
my blog: http://sunsthomasandfriends.weebly.com/index.html
the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.
Had a couple of butts come at me but lucky they did not hit me.
Have had a mate get hit with bird that split his visor clean of helmet.
What else is there to do!!
Why don't cagers just use their ashtrays..........oh sorry don't want to de-value cage.....even pedestrians chuck their butt ends on road when there are plenty of bins for said purpose so guess it is an attitude thing....so much for Green Green NZ eh?
I conglatulate myself when I hit a bike behind me with a ciggy butt. 10points for body hits, 50 for helmet, 100 for inside visor. And minus 60 for groin shots. Im not made of stone.Originally Posted by froggyfrenchman
Got smaked in the head by a damn sparrow a few weeks ago. Makes a loud fucken bang
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Explains a lot.......you know what you have done about 30 posts a day since hitting 8,000........Originally Posted by Sniper
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'I used to collect green shield stamps'
Originally Posted by John
WTF ya floppy cucumber snot riding wank stain reject!!
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Ok enough's enough little boy...time to put up or get knocked the fark out
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Back on track....hardcase re the duck! Had a sparrow hit me at pace which was suprisingly hard but never a ciggy or a DUCK![]()
We were on a ride up North,past Keri Keri turn off and small little git,no not John,decided it was a good idea to throw his pie out the window
He will not do that again![]()
Should of charged ya double for that car but I still love you
Expensive cager for sale:
Indicators, ash tray never been used.
What else is there to do!!
Whine... bitch... moan... complain...
"It was the car driver's fault! It was the car driver's fault!
He pulled out at the intersection and scared me - so I smashed his mirror!"
"She didn't indicate to leave the carpark - so I smashed her mirror!"
"I got overtaken by a car - so I smashed his mirror"
"I've got pimples and my girly won't sleep with me - gonna go smash some mirrors - must be a car driver's fault"
C'mon people - take a bit of responsibility. Watch out for car driver and accept that they are out to get you - what are you hoping to achieve by smashing their vehicles?
"Oh! I'm so sorry for cutting you off like that. Now that you've smashed my mirror off I have finally seen the error of my ways."
Yeah, right. More like:
"Bastard MOFO bike riders! I'm going go mow some of them down next time I see 'em"
Put your visor down, use your air vents - that's what they're there for
Keep it rubber-side down...
What you don't need is a ciggy butt landing where a lot of things land, between your legs on the seat. End up with a nice hole in your seat or a shrink wrapped willy if wearing synthetic trousers.![]()
I remember once overtaking a stock truck on a left hander and was just alongside as he was going into the corner when a mountain of cow shit came out the side all over me. Can't see much when your world turns a greeny brown colour in an instant. That was before collecting the crap became compulsory.
Not much fun and what a mess. Couldn't stop for awhile and not much I could have done anyway, except maybe find a drain to roll in. The stuff dried solid all over my gear and bike and I felt like shit and looked like one too.
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