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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour
    Overseas many a fire has been lit by some inconsiderate t**t throwing a live butt out the window. Things are getting hotter & dryer each year. Anyone who throws a live butt out the window has an attitude problem, to say the least.
    Always stubbed out on my boot 1st. have spent a year in volinteer (sp) fire team and know the risks all too well
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patch
    Never really had a butt problem I always seem to get the bee in the helmet, I managed somehow to have a duck, yes a bloody duck land on my tank and flap like fuk. Thankfully it fell off and I stayed upright, scary but more of a freak thing really. Still makes me wary of the bastards tho.
    Similar thing happened to my husband on his way home for lunch recently. He'd taken the bike in and was slowing for our driveway when a magpie flew out from the side of the road, in between him and the handlebars and hit him in the chest and fell onto his lap! He scooped it off his lap and threw it back in the air - bet it wondered what the fuck happened!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    um? why are you behind a cage in the first place? are ya to slow, like that poof TLrider


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    Quote Originally Posted by inlinefour
    Overseas many a fire has been lit by some inconsiderate t**t throwing a live butt out the window. Things are getting hotter & dryer each year. Anyone who throws a live butt out the window has an attitude problem, to say the least.
    I was driving home (sorry - in the cage) on the motorway a couple of weeks ago and saw masses of smoke up ahead - traffic all slowed down - I thought there had been a big accident or something, but in fact it was the bushes between the north and south lanes on fire. I was very quick to get out of the righthand lane! I can only think it was due to a carelessly discarded cig butt. This was right by (just north of) the Churton Park over bridge - I keep meaning to look to see what the damage was when I go past, but I'm usually too busy watching other things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    um? why are you behind a cage in the first place? are ya to slow, like that poof TLrider
    you try pass someone on a SR 250 arse munch!!!:eyepoke:

    they are slower than a GN!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by froggyfrenchman
    Im a biker, smoker and cage driver. Butts often go out the window, if there is no bike behind me. As for riding in a 100km zone with the visor up and nothin over your eyes... you are all mad!

    If i throw a butt out and it hits a bike behind me, i will congradulate them as they kick my wing mirror off!
    think i was wearing sunnies...dont rightly recall, lol. all i know is it gave me a hell of a fright. but then, anything hits me at speed i get a fright. first time a bee hit my knee i damn near fell off the back! LOL.
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    Had a couple of butts come at me but lucky they did not hit me.
    Have had a mate get hit with bird that split his visor clean of helmet.

    What else is there to do!!

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    Why don't cagers just use their ashtrays..........oh sorry don't want to de-value cage.....even pedestrians chuck their butt ends on road when there are plenty of bins for said purpose so guess it is an attitude thing....so much for Green Green NZ eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by froggyfrenchman
    If i throw a butt out and it hits a bike behind me, i will congradulate them as they kick my wing mirror off!
    I conglatulate myself when I hit a bike behind me with a ciggy butt. 10points for body hits, 50 for helmet, 100 for inside visor. And minus 60 for groin shots. Im not made of stone.

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    Got smaked in the head by a damn sparrow a few weeks ago. Makes a loud fucken bang
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Got smaked in the head by a damn sparrow a few weeks ago. Makes a loud fucken bang
    Explains a lot.......you know what you have done about 30 posts a day since hitting 8,000........

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    um? why are you behind a cage in the first place? are ya to slow, like that poof TLrider
    WTF ya floppy cucumber snot riding wank stain reject!!
    Ok enough's enough little boy ...time to put up or get knocked the fark out


    Back on track....hardcase re the duck! Had a sparrow hit me at pace which was suprisingly hard but never a ciggy or a DUCK
    We were on a ride up North,past Keri Keri turn off and small little git,no not John,decided it was a good idea to throw his pie out the window
    He will not do that again






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    Expensive cager for sale:
    Indicators, ash tray never been used.

    What else is there to do!!

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    Whine... bitch... moan... complain...
    "It was the car driver's fault! It was the car driver's fault!
    He pulled out at the intersection and scared me - so I smashed his mirror!"
    "She didn't indicate to leave the carpark - so I smashed her mirror!"
    "I got overtaken by a car - so I smashed his mirror"
    "I've got pimples and my girly won't sleep with me - gonna go smash some mirrors - must be a car driver's fault"

    C'mon people - take a bit of responsibility. Watch out for car driver and accept that they are out to get you - what are you hoping to achieve by smashing their vehicles?
    "Oh! I'm so sorry for cutting you off like that. Now that you've smashed my mirror off I have finally seen the error of my ways."
    Yeah, right. More like:
    "Bastard MOFO bike riders! I'm going go mow some of them down next time I see 'em"

    Put your visor down, use your air vents - that's what they're there for
    Keep it rubber-side down...

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    What you don't need is a ciggy butt landing where a lot of things land, between your legs on the seat. End up with a nice hole in your seat or a shrink wrapped willy if wearing synthetic trousers.

    I remember once overtaking a stock truck on a left hander and was just alongside as he was going into the corner when a mountain of cow shit came out the side all over me. Can't see much when your world turns a greeny brown colour in an instant. That was before collecting the crap became compulsory.

    Not much fun and what a mess. Couldn't stop for awhile and not much I could have done anyway, except maybe find a drain to roll in. The stuff dried solid all over my gear and bike and I felt like shit and looked like one too.

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