So whats your score?

**Grahameeboy** · 18th January 2006, 14:21

Originally Posted by dawnrazor

did the generation game air on kiwi TV?

didn't have TV's then.......shame cause it was a laugh eh?

**CPB** · 18th January 2006, 14:22

probably considered murder when you aim for them ay, so I'd rather not discuss the victims for fear it may incriminate me at a later date....crazy lady had a bloody funny (and messy) one though...bird timed it into her back wheel...feathers everywhere and the next bike in the run got showered in blood, shit and feathers...

Quite good spectator sport for the crew behind!
Have had afew near misses with 'small dog syndrome' mutts..what is it with those little agro yapping dudes!!

**MisterD** · 18th January 2006, 14:22

Originally Posted by Colapop

Me - 0, my cat - 5 birds (2 endangered - verified),

F-ing cats! Why the hell should they be allowed to wander around the place, shitting in my garden and eating the wildlife? Exactly the same rules should be applied to them as to dogs, keep 'em on your property or on a f-ing lead.

**dawnrazor** · 18th January 2006, 14:25

So far nothing this summer, but to my shame I once bounced a WW ll vet off the fairing and broke his wrist and my indicator. He did sort of jump out onto the road as I was coming around a corner...........how I didn't roll right over him I'll never know, to make it worse I was so distracted and upset by the whole thing that I nearly did it again to some bloke on the way home!

This was many years ago on my first bike, but I never forgot it.

Oh and I was once charged by a ram on an open country road, I think he thought I was after his ewes

**dawnrazor** · 18th January 2006, 14:28

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

didn't have TV's then.......shame cause it was a laugh eh?

bloody hell now I have a very clear image of larry grayson and isla sinclair in my head. Him with the stupid bifocal glasses and her with her perkie-nannies hanging out. LOL

**Grahameeboy** · 18th January 2006, 14:28

Originally Posted by dawnrazor

S, I think he thought I was after his ewes

....so were you........?

**dawnrazor** · 18th January 2006, 14:31

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

....so were you........?

well lets just say I like my lamb rare, but preferably without a pulse

**N4CR** · 18th January 2006, 14:37

I think one bird, MULTIPLE bees and a whole fucking swarm of sand flies that literally coated my helmet/bike - it was fuzzy and black :|.

Missed a sheep and a cattle dog that ran out infront of me over a blind crest by a few M. I really need new tyres.

**Cookie** · 18th January 2006, 14:44

dawnrazor - Sure did. "Nice to see you...to see you NICE!!!"

**Grahameeboy** · 18th January 2006, 14:45

Originally Posted by tristank

I think one bird, MULTIPLE bees and a whole fucking swarm of sand flies that literally coated my helmet/bike - it was fuzzy and black :|.

Missed a sheep and a cattle dog that ran out infront of me over a blind crest by a few M. I really need new tyres.

Seriously, I received a direct hit to my visor by a bid poo at 150k on SH16 and of course I went to wipe it away......it was like riding in a cloud the rest of the way....

**Rashika** · 18th January 2006, 14:55

had an interesting one hit me last weekend...I think it was a bee of some description....hard to tell after it kamikazied on the my visor then proceeded to head thru my air intake and splatter itself on the inside of the visor as well. then sit on the edge, waiting till i could stop and drop the wee sucker out.

But the weird thing is....and i have not noticed this before....it stunk! I wondered what the hell the smell was, wasn't till I figured out that the sucker was spread across the inside of the visor that i realised it was prob all its insides stinking the place up.... NOT very nice!

**dawnrazor** · 18th January 2006, 14:59

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

Seriously, I received a direct hit to my visor by a bid poo at 150k on SH16 and of course I went to wipe it away......it was like riding in a cloud the rest of the way....

bid poo eh, how much did you pay for that