Well I've got this mate who had this roofie-induced one night stand with a chick who knows of this dude who's ex-wife's brother works with the sister of a guy who's cousin has this GN125 that got a full fairing kit added from the factory by the leading tuning house in China, 900hp nitrous kit, bored out to a 1400cc inline-4 with twin turbos. F***er does 500km/h in first gear. Don't believe me? I've got the speed camera photo to prove it. Was clocked on the Wellington mway at 8am last Wednesday. 517km/h! He'd just hooked 2nd, front wheel in the air...
Edit: and in the background of the photo you can see him smoking the pig bike at the same time.
"You, Madboy, are the Uncooked Pork Sausage of Sausage Beasts. With extra herbs."
- Jim2 c2006
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