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    eek Pffffffft.

    Earlier today I bought a puncture repair kit -- one of those punch-and-plug jobs.

    I then did an unmanly thing and read the instructions before using it.

    It works. Marvelous!

    Mrs H and I got up earlier (I use that word advisedly) this morning and shot through to Palmerston North for a bite of lunch. Uncharacteristically (and largely because it was raining) I didn't check tyre pressures before heading off. The FJR didn't feel its usual responsive self, but I put that down to wet roads and cold tyres.

    The run north (for anybody who is familiar with this torpid journey) was its usual mundane combination of straight roads, meanderthalling mother's day traffic combined with an invigorating southerly and shattered scours.

    But the roads cleared north of Shannon and encouragement was applied on a soon-to-be-extinguished set of engaging twisties through to Linton. Something felt distinctly unright. A check in Palmerston North at an air-dispensing agency revealed the head of a nail pushed flush into the near centre of the rear Avon Storm.

    Thank goodness for the southern North Island's only Sunday trading motorcycle shop -- ANZA. After a spot of banter with the team there, the nail was extracted (together with the formerly compressed contents of the Storm), the hole reamed (well, it was Sunday afterall) and the sticky camel turd bunged into it. 40psi was added, and away we headed in a homewards direction, after taking in food and coffee.

    The tyre is still adequately inflated, but it will come off next week to sit on a rack at TSS whilst its replacement does a tour of duty in the USA and Canada. It can serve out the remaining 11,000km of its predicted service life on our return.
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    Is there a conspiracy?I found a nail in my tyre Friday afternoon and have to take it in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Is there a conspiracy?I found a nail in my tyre Friday afternoon and have to take it in.
    Must be cause Jimmy Nail came on the radio the same day
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    *cringe*...
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Thank goodness for the southern North Island's only Sunday trading motorcycle shop -- ANZA.
    Yes indeed, what a great setup they have. They should be getting commission from the Palmerston North cafe community. Young Nasty and I have, on three recent weekends, gone to Palmy simply to shop at ANZA on a Sunday and bought cordura trousers, a jacket and a rain suit.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    The run north (for anybody who is familiar with this torpid journey)
    Groan .... and I note several roadworks on tha journey where they are taking out corners and straightening the road .... what's with THAT!?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grub View Post
    Groan .... and I note several roadworks on tha journey where they are taking out corners and straightening the road .... what's with THAT!?!?!?
    Idiot roading engineers. If people aren't allowed to drive faster, then what is the point of straightening roads?

    I can understand the need to improve the SH56/57 intersection, particularly given its proximity to the NIMT railway line, but the ensuing many kilometers of realignment is just roading vandalism. Similar to the heinous crime committed a few years ago on the Kaitokes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Idiot roading engineers. If people aren't allowed to drive faster, then what is the point of straightening roads?
    So that poor motorists can enjoy the thrill of sitting at 5 km/h below the speed limit every now and again.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Idiot roading engineers. If people aren't allowed to drive faster, then what is the point of straightening roads?
    To justify the killing the idiot government are making in petrol excise tax. Pfffffft indeed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    unright
    Are you trying to revive this anacronistic usage?
    I do feel such a move would be deeply unright and would never catch on sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    and shattered scours.
    Oh damn, I thought I found a spelling mistake to crow about but I guess that's just a deliberate spoonerism. As you were.
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