A question for the cops.

[KLOWN]

he could have been a member of that YMCA singing people crowd thing.....

didn't c pants but could read the little 'thingies' on on his shoulders (before i saw them i got pretty close to his car on a tight corner.)

[Jackrat]

I got a question for them too... How come half you guys are cunts?!

I've always wondered that as well.
You'd think that with 90% of the public being cunts,the cops level would be higher.
Ah well just another mystery I'll never understand

[Finn]

I can tell you that the cop that pulled me over before christmas was a knee. That's lower than a cunt.

However the one that let me off last year when I was driving a rarely used 4x4 with no warrant and no rego was a really good cunt. My opening line was "It's your lucky day buddy"

So does this make them all cunts?

[terbang]

Riding along the one of the straightest pieces of road in NZ just enjoying the solitude of a quiet road, in good weather at a leisurely pece and the only other car on the road for miles just happens to be Rozzer. Books me for 113 KM/H with an instant fine. In my view he was an Ankle.
Couple of days later on exiting a keen corner with the gas rolled on, Agh Fuck its a Rozzer, roll off the power and feather brakes, quick speedo glance Shit still 120, Im gonna get done. Jolly old Rozzer just flashes his headlights gives me a big grin and waggles his finger. Yup a good cunt I reckon..

[Postie]

haven't you ever wonderd why they are called Cunt-stables??


edit: i haven't met a cop i don't like, except the ones who give me tickets, but generally they give the same attatude back as you give them....

[dawnrazor]

WRT the original question, was wondering what would happen if you dobbed in the cop for dangerous driving.

A big pile of nada is my guess.

[bladez]

YES to all the quetions as me and my brother have been done by of duty cops my brother got chased by a of duty cop and the cop had his family in the car and done for exceeding the 120kph mark and was sent a ticket but then that depends on the mood of the cop

[terbang]

Well back on subject a few years back, when stopping for gas, a bloke swings into the service station in front of me, leaps from his car (almost frothing at the mouth with rage) and announces that he is an off duty cop and proceeds to rant and rave about my cornering overtaking skills. I told him, in an assertive fashion, that if I had broken the law then book me and if I hadn't then just Fuck off...! He took the latter of the choices and I heard no more..? Maybe a wannabe imposter or perhaps rozzer out noting in front of his family & friends.? Who cares either way he was still a dick.!

[marty]

once a cunt always a cunt .....

last week i was walking out of the warehouse here in cambridge, and noticed a guy in his 50's, sitting in the driver's seat of his BMW, drinking beer from a swap-a-crate. 'none of my business' i thought. 'all the cops are tied up' i thought (there had just been a big car chase around cambridge culminating in the bad guys crashing near my house) .

couldn't leave it alone though could i, and i approached the guy, telling him i had called the police, and they were coming (i hadn't and they weren't). he said 'fair enough'. then he said 'what for?' he was pissed. real pissed. he had urinated right outside the driver's door, and was CUT.

i thought fuck it, and reached in a pulled the keys out of the ignition. he wasn't very happy bout that, and got out, and we had a wee pushing match over the bonnet of his car, until i quietly explained the consequenses of his actions to him.

he then said my name, and i realised that i had pinged him fro drink driving about 4 years ago (must have left an impression huh?). i locked his car, and told him he could pick up his keys from the station in the morning.

what a cunt i am.

[sunhuntin]

that happend to me once, only the dog was a bird and the fleas were crabs.....

so it was a seagull then?

[SPman]

YES to all the quetions as me and my brother have been done by of duty cops my brother got chased by a of duty cop and the cop had his family in the car and done for exceeding the 120kph mark and was sent a ticket but then that depends on the mood of the cop

Wat! He endangered his family! He SPED! Did 120 kph in a non police car (he would have had to, to get an (approximate) speed check)! He could've killed himself and his entire family - we all know how dangerous non police cars are over 100 kph! Why, they just throw themselves off these killer roads! The ticket was obviously for the endangerment you made him put his family in.
You cunt!

[Jackrat]

once a cunt always a cunt .....

last week i was walking out of the warehouse here in cambridge, and noticed a guy in his 50's, sitting in the driver's seat of his BMW, drinking beer from a swap-a-crate. 'none of my business' i thought. 'all the cops are tied up' i thought (there had just been a big car chase around cambridge culminating in the bad guys crashing near my house) .

couldn't leave it alone though could i, and i approached the guy, telling him i had called the police, and they were coming (i hadn't and they weren't). he said 'fair enough'. then he said 'what for?' he was pissed. real pissed. he had urinated right outside the driver's door, and was CUT.

i thought fuck it, and reached in a pulled the keys out of the ignition. he wasn't very happy bout that, and got out, and we had a wee pushing match over the bonnet of his car, until i quietly explained the consequenses of his actions to him.

he then said my name, and i realised that i had pinged him fro drink driving about 4 years ago (must have left an impression huh?). i locked his car, and told him he could pick up his keys from the station in the morning.

what a cunt i am.

Blaarrrdy hell mate,there went a PRIME opertunity to smack him around the car park an you went an wasted it.
Bloody shame on you

[marty]

thought about it til he said my name - it's not THAT big a place here in C-town

[bladez]

Wat! He endangered his family! He SPED! Did 120 kph in a non police car (he would have had to, to get an (approximate) speed


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not moaning at the ticket but he could have taken the plate number and proceded from there not getting in a rage and chasing with a lot of people on the road but oh well i guess he didnt put his family first but put his job first

[MrMelon]

What are the other half?

The other half are top guys. The cops in Kerikeri are the most over the top I've seen anywhere in NZ. There'll be a cop car chasing someone down the main street at any hour of the day...