Who's your favourite KBer?

[Riff Raff]

Whatever floats your boat.

And that's Mr Bastard Studmuffin Sexgod to you.

YEAH RIGHT!!!!!

Here's a particularly stinky fart I brewed just for you. Enjoy.

[jimbo600]

Would have to be Riff as I don't want her to expel guff on me.

WT cos he throws himself down the road just for a laugh and plays "chase me chase me" games with ambo's.

Mikey's good value too.

[White trash]

Lucky for you you're at least 500kms away pal.

Only joke son, you know that.

You guys are like brothers to me. I'd be lost without ya.

[White trash]

Would have to be Riff as I don't want her to expel guff on me.

Believe me, you don't.

WT cos he throws himself down the road just for a laugh and plays "chase me chase me" games with ambo's.

Yeah, I didn't actually do that for your benefit. Sorry.

Mikey's good value too.

Mikey's excellent value.

[Big Dave]

.and why we hide behind pseudonyms ...

Not everyone.

[Indiana_Jones]

I LOVE PYRO

WHERE ART THOU PYRO?!

-Indy

[pyrocam]

im keeping it short

Indiana Jones and Waylander who have helped me keep LOTPIHGAD the way it should be

and of course Slipstream, Winja, and BJ

edit: hey indy. I'm here for you babe

[idb]

en·to·mol·o·gy (ĕn'tə-mŏl'ə-jē) pronunciation
n.

The scientific study of insects.

et·y·mol·o·gy (ĕt'ə-mŏl'ə-jē) pronunciation
n., pl. -gies.

1. The origin and historical development of a linguistic form as shown by determining its basic elements, earliest known use, and changes in form and meaning, tracing its transmission from one language to another, identifying its cognates in other languages, and reconstructing its ancestral form where possible.
2. The branch of linguistics that deals with etymologies.

[Middle English etimologie, from Old French ethimologie, from Medieval Latin ethimologia, from Latin etymologia, from Greek etumologiā : etumon, true sense of a word; see etymon + -logiā, -logy.]

So that explains why, every time I 've found an opportunity to insert 'etymology' into a conversation at the pub, people have laughed at me.
D'oh!

[Hitcher]

and why we hide behind pseudonyms

Until being "outed" on national television...

[Indiana_Jones]

I think we have another pointless drivel thread here
I like you all.....well.......maybe not that weirdo in the corner there...

Hitcher: Waylander, who is that?

Waylander: It is your other member, My Lord.

Hitcher: [to Spankme] It is my other member, My Lord.

Spankme: Rides he with us on the road?

Hitcher: [pauses, then to Waylander again] What's his name?

Waylander: [with mouth full] Indiana.

Hitcher: [turns and yells across the room to Indiana] Inda, ride you with us on the road?

Indiana: Er, [stands again] oh goodness, no! No, I thought I'd ride on the bike! [no one laughs, he sits down embarrassed]

Spankme: [to Hitcher] You're, er, not putting him anywhere near me, are you?

Hitcher: No, no. He'll be somewhere amongst the L-platers.

Spankme: Oh! cage fodder!

Hitcher: Precisely.

Spankme: Yes... [chuckles, waves to Indiana, grinning, mutters between his teeth]
What a little turd...



-Indy

[Ixion]

I luvs youse all

[Riff Raff]

Would have to be Riff as I don't want her to expel guff on me.

How about voodoo butter then?

[mikey]

Mikey's good value too.

Mikey's excellent value.

only good value, fucks sake boys, makes me sound like im a dollar fifty off at THE MILL! ...... nah your both good cunts, but by good cunts i mean good value cunts, like the 10 pack of jim beam at THE MILL!

[Slipstream]

How about voodoo butter then?

So you're the one to blame huh ... we have voodoo butter on our kitchen window!!! .........

[Slipstream]

only good value, fucks sake boys, makes me sound like im a dollar fifty off at THE MILL! ...... nah your both good cunts, but by good cunts i mean good value cunts, like the 10 pack of jim beam at THE MILL!

THE MILL could be better run .... sexist bunch some of them .... but they do have great sales .... tried their Amsterdam beer? or their gin?? ... actually, you prolly haven't.... but they do have great deals on woodstock