No Winja, not you.
Who ever rides a black Suzuki Magic (that is now needing repairs) in CHCH, you are a dickhead. Screw you and all your little buddy who thought it would be funny to cut me off when you went through the red light and who thought it was funny when I had to slide into the door of that Terrano cause if I didn't I would have knocked you and your scooter buddy into the very busy intersection of Manchester and Litchfeild streets. Thanks for making me wait and explain to the driver of the Terrano that I thought it better that I injure myself and dent his door than standing up in court for man slaughter, dangerous driving and whatever else our great NZ govt could charge me for.
Im glad the Terrano driver told me not to worry and grabbed your licence plates and Im also glad he was a policeman on his way to work. Im glad he and I agreed that following you to your place of work and shitting on you, your friend and the other idiot who "thought" he saw what happened was a great idea and Im glad you and your little Vespa friend now have fines for dangerous driving and running a red. Im sorry you felt you had to justify your penis size to myself when I know Im better than you and have higher regard for my life and others. And Im really sorry that your mother dresses you funny.
F#$K you for making me late to work and miss my morning coffee too.
Thats my rant for today, now I have to go to A&E to have my knee checked, it seems to have swollen a fair bit. Bastards
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