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    To the arsehole on the Magic and all your mates

    No Winja, not you.

    Who ever rides a black Suzuki Magic (that is now needing repairs) in CHCH, you are a dickhead. Screw you and all your little buddy who thought it would be funny to cut me off when you went through the red light and who thought it was funny when I had to slide into the door of that Terrano cause if I didn't I would have knocked you and your scooter buddy into the very busy intersection of Manchester and Litchfeild streets. Thanks for making me wait and explain to the driver of the Terrano that I thought it better that I injure myself and dent his door than standing up in court for man slaughter, dangerous driving and whatever else our great NZ govt could charge me for.

    Im glad the Terrano driver told me not to worry and grabbed your licence plates and Im also glad he was a policeman on his way to work. Im glad he and I agreed that following you to your place of work and shitting on you, your friend and the other idiot who "thought" he saw what happened was a great idea and Im glad you and your little Vespa friend now have fines for dangerous driving and running a red. Im sorry you felt you had to justify your penis size to myself when I know Im better than you and have higher regard for my life and others. And Im really sorry that your mother dresses you funny.

    F#$K you for making me late to work and miss my morning coffee too.

    Thats my rant for today, now I have to go to A&E to have my knee checked, it seems to have swollen a fair bit. Bastards
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    dang...you been in the wars lately...

    arms, knees...hope it stops there bro!
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    Harsh mate, but you did the right thing and at least the little b'stards got some comeuppance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eman
    dang...you been in the wars lately...

    arms, knees...hope it stops there bro!
    Thanks mate. But ask MissSniper, Im an accident just waiting to happen. Im just hoping I don't hurt myself too much.
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    sheez buddy, hope you are okay !!!

    How did the CBR come off ?

    I'm sure Miss Sniper will give you some attention where you need it.


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    Good rant mate.
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    Good call mate. As tempting as it is/was (or in hindsight) injuring the little bastard would have been a dumb thing to do.

    Nice touch it was a cop right on the scene though. See if you can get the kid's parents to pay for the damage now. That'll go down like a cup of cold sick at thair place and should see you right re the insurance/no claims side of things.

    I wouldn't hold my breath on it... but it's gotta be worth a go.

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    Nooo! Don't let her at you - look at the damage she caused last time!!

    Seriously though S, look after yourself fer chrissake! Not your fault at all but in the words of Frosty "Ride like everyone is out to kill you" or words to that effect.

    Glad you ok enough to have a rant and that the little f*ckers didn't get away scot free.
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    Boo @ accident, but yay that it couldnt have come under better circumstances regarding the involvement of a cop.

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    geez Sniper.... you do not have the best of luck!!! Take care of yourself!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    F#$K you for making me late to work and miss my morning coffee too.
    now I have to go to A&E

    maybe call in at your favourite coffee store and grab one to go for the wait in A&E so you dont take it out on some poor nurse!

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    Cool

    Gee Sniper....... hope your knee isnt too badly hurt...

    Good that there was a cop handy and he is gonna do the little shites.....

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    Geeze Sniper, take care out there mate. After all the bitching about the police on here, it's good to see there was a cop around when you need one!

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    Arrow That sucks sniper.

    I seam to be in a rather foul mood lately, feel free to sent the tards my way.
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    Not cool dude. I hope it all gets better soon

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