More chicks on bikes

[Keystone19]

Yeah right. Saw you bounce off one traffic island and then play chicken with a SS Comodore . I was only behind you for a short while so who knows what other trouble you didn't get into. All this in one day.

All true!

But!

I lived to tell the tale, hence my theory that I am less likely to get into major trouble on the 650!

Besides, stop giving away my secrets please...

[number33]

Females should have to pass a tougher test to get their bike licences, as too many chicks would get their licences handed to them on a plate. Especially the babes. Mind you, 99% of biker chicks are non - babes and have hairy arms. Maybe it's not a problem.

[Str8 Jacket]

Females should have to pass a tougher test to get their bike licences, as too many chicks would get their licences handed to them on a plate. Especially the babes. Mind you, 99% of biker chicks are non - babes and have hairy arms. Maybe it's not a problem.

Did you know that if we offer sexual favours then we also dont have to pay for our licences either?

[buellbabe]

Hey number33! Get a life! I've had my licence for over 22yrs and Ill bet I ride better than YOU! And I'm not a He-She either! You can check my profile. Grrrr !!!!
ok so yr probably only shit-stirring so I'll let it go....
But not completely off topic, bike shop was busy so I took the beast to a testing station yesterday for its warrant. Well there were cars lined up for Africa and I thought 'oh bugger'. Not to worry, couple of guys came rushing over and waved me over to the truck side AHEAD of a waiting truck and proceeded to drool all over the bike... turned out I had read my sticker wrong and it expired on the 23rd not the 3rd. So I now have a new warrant with the extra 3 weeks tagged on and the whole saga took all of 10-15 mins!

[Str8 Jacket]

But not completely off topic, bike shop was busy so I took the beast to a testing station yesterday for its warrant. Well there were cars lined up for Africa and I thought 'oh bugger'. Not to worry, couple of guys came rushing over and waved me over to the truck side AHEAD of a waiting truck and proceeded to drool all over the bike... turned out I had read my sticker wrong and it expired on the 23rd not the 3rd. So I now have a new warrant with the extra 3 weeks tagged on and the whole saga took all of 10-15 mins!

Hehe, excellent!.... You didn't pay for your WOF did you?.... (see my above post)

[buellbabe]

ha ha yeah it was $25 with a reflector (ya know the one below yr plate) thrown in for free... no complaints from me

[Keystone19]

Females should have to pass a tougher test to get their bike licences, as too many chicks would get their licences handed to them on a plate. Especially the babes. Mind you, 99% of biker chicks are non - babes and have hairy arms. Maybe it's not a problem.

Yes, it's all true. I gave sexual favours to obtain my license. The only practical and theoretical tests I was required to complete were related to testing my ability to understand the philosophical and anthroposophical differences between the male and female forms - in particular the ability to discern their sexual persuasion at a glance.

I now have my motorcycle license, but have no idea how to ride a bike. Can someone help me please?

[cowpoos]

Yes, it's all true. I gave sexual favours to obtain my license. The only practical and theoretical tests I was required to complete were related to testing my ability to understand the philosophical and anthroposophical differences between the male and female forms - in particular the ability to discern their sexual persuasion at a glance.

I now have my motorcycle license, but have no idea how to ride a bike. Can someone help me please?

I'll give u lessons in return for sexual favors

[buellbabe]

Yes, it's all true. I gave sexual favours to obtain my license. The only practical and theoretical tests I was required to complete were related to testing my ability to understand the philosophical and anthroposophical differences between the male and female forms - in particular the ability to discern their sexual persuasion at a glance.

Wow! I already thought you were a cool lady now I have new-found respect for ya...LOL bling for you

[Keystone19]

I'll give u lessons in return for sexual favors

You already get sexual favours...can I at least get some lessons now?

[cowpoos]

You already get sexual favours...can I at least get some lessons now?

oh alright...where that latex biker chick outfit though....

[ManDownUnder]

Yes, it's all true. I gave sexual favours to obtain my license. The only practical and theoretical tests I was required to complete were related to testing my ability to understand the philosophical and anthroposophical differences between the male and female forms - in particular the ability to discern their sexual persuasion at a glance.

I now have my motorcycle license, but have no idea how to ride a bike. Can someone help me please?

Bollox... to all the above... although the ability to discern persuasion (inclusive of non stereotypical "leanings") has got to be a handy thing here in Auckland.

"Walks like a girl"
"Looks like a girl"
"Smells like a girl"
"IT IS a WHOOOAAAAAA... BOY!"

"Welcome to K' RD Hunny... care to cum for a trip around the world with me?"

"FFAAAARRRRKKKK!!!!!!!" *and exit - stage left!

[HDTboy]

You say that like it's a bad thing MDU. Do you know something we don't?

[number33]

From BB, "couple of guys came rushing over.. and proceeded to drool.. Say no more! And hey, O.K. yes, chicks with hairy arms can be a turn on - I admit it - but only if they have the body of a goddess and the face of an angel. Can't say fairer than that girls.

[Sniper]

From BB, "couple of guys came rushing over.. and proceeded to drool.. Say no more! And hey, O.K. yes, chicks with hairy arms can be a turn on - I admit it - but only if they have the body of a goddess and the face of an angel. Can't say fairer than that girls.

Sweet Jesus