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    Who's the guy on NW Motorway (Auckland)

    Follow me on this one...

    Riding into town in the morning from out west... about 1200 meters before you hit the Newton Road off ramp there is a footpath that sweeps down out of the scrubby looking bushes (just behind some of the work they're doing on the verge at the mo)

    At the lowest point on that footpath, (behind the fencing) there is a guy there some mornings, just looking out over traffic. I've seen him there as early as 7am, and as late as *ahem* 9:00am... This morning he has a box of Lion Red to keep him company.

    Just stands there looking either down the MW or across it.

    Anyoine else seen him - any ideas who he is? I'd like to actually talk to him and find out more about him... seems nice enough at 50kph...

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    Perhaps he's trying to pluck up enough dutch courage to be road kill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    Perhaps he's trying to pluck up enough dutch courage to be road kill.
    Hope not - he looks like he'd make a hell of a mess (of the car).
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    Maybe if you throw him some peanuts you can strike up a conversation
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    yeah i have seen him plenty of times , allways wanted to mountain bike along that track but he has kinda put me off , though could allways stop for a lion red halfway along!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooterboynz
    yeah i have seen him plenty of times , allways wanted to mountain bike along that track but he has kinda put me off , though could allways stop for a lion red halfway along!
    Bit early for me though... a beer at 7:00am isn't really my style...

    I'm more the 10:00am type myself.
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    Oh him - that's Ernie.

    Or not.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    I've heard the tail.. there used to be a man who lived near by, just over the other side actually, just before the motorway was built. His house is still there, almost oposite that point. He went out walking his dog one day around 6.30am, when he died of a fatal massive heart attack about 7. He struggled to get home, but in the bush, he fell and lie for help for 2 or 3 hours.

    His dog took off in search for help, but only ended up shagging the bitch down the road before the pound picked him up. Unfortunately, the pound van driver didn't speak much 'dog', and failed to realise the barking was for his fallen master.

    The help never came. He still waits, trying to get home. But now the motorway is there, it's impossible for him to cross. So he just stands there and waits..
    The dog was released on bail, and hasn't been seen since. Some say he still plays in the park near by.. others say they see him run amock on the NW motorway, looking for his master..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    I've heard the tail.. there used to be a man who lived near by, just over the other side actually, just before the motorway was built. His house is still there, almost oposite that point. He went out walking his dog one day around 6.30am, when he died of a fatal massive heart attack about 7. He struggled to get home, but in the bush, he fell and lie for help for 2 or 3 hours.

    His dog took off in search for help, but only ended up shagging the bitch down the road before the pound picked him up. Unfortunately, the pound van driver didn't speak much 'dog', and failed to realise the barking was for his fallen master.

    The help never came. He still waits, trying to get home. But now the motorway is there, it's impossible for him to cross. So he just stands there and waits..
    The dog was released on bail, and hasn't been seen since. Some say he still plays in the park near by.. others say they see him run amock on the NW motorway, looking for his master..
    It's a myth surely... Isn't that based on the story of you with you packet of marbles - y'know... the day you lost them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    It's a myth surely... Isn't that based on the story of you with you packet of marbles - y'know... the day you lost them?

    Nice one - like it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    marbles...?? never had them.. I was always after the big 'king' marble, but never came.. some say I still wait.. others say I've just lost it.. only time will tell.. if only time could talk... then I'd be rich, stinkin rich.. muhahahaha (in a quiet ghostly whisper..)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    Have you been hanging around with Mr Motu? Or his cat ?
    or would that be CSL's pussy? It's ok - she took a photo and asked me to look

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    seems nice enough at 50kph...
    Exactly.


    Timewarp zone:
    There's this hermit guy on the coast that walks around his sheep paddock with a huge knife in his hands.
    He's been building his house for over 12yrs. Nothing obvious has changed in the past 10yrs except 5yrs ago he put up an untouched A-frame clothes airier with clothes but that's the only new news. Doesn't even own any transport. He's still alive. Saw him a few months back. Haven't been game enough to stop.
    90% of the time spent writing this post was spent thinking of something witty to say. It may have been wasted.

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    um. i cant tell if there actually is a guy or threads been hijacked.

    I do the northwestern anytime between 7am (only when I really really have to) and most often 8:00-8:30 can you show me on a wises map? Ive never noticed anyone.

    if I notice him Ill toot and wave
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    Quote Originally Posted by pyrocam
    um. i cant tell if there actually is a guy or threads been hijacked.

    I do the northwestern anytime between 7am (only when I really really have to) and most often 8:00-8:30 can you show me on a wises map? Ive never noticed anyone.

    if I notice him Ill toot and wave
    the dead can't wave back...

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