Stunt/Drag Trackday

[Drunken Monkey]

... how much do you spend on porno mags??? ...

Internet pR0n is free!

[onearmedbandit]

Can't wait to see the pics. Hmmm, time to move north?

[loosebruce]

A bargain at twice the price. I'm in.
That's what it cost us last time hired the track.

I only have 1 request:
If you do, for some reason, "drop your guts" (i.e. blow-up your motor and/or gearbox) and drip oil, STOP immediately so me and 6 other helpful fools don't have to brush kitty-litter into 300m of drag strip, then scrape it all up and sweep it again!!!!!

Kin hell Dm you gonna give us some squid action for once, when you gonna pop by for a pizza too, been a while, you must be wasting away.

[Drunken Monkey]

Gotta get some $qu!d action on the gixxer, else I might have well as bought myself a bloody Honda...

[Riff Raff]

Can't wait to see the pics. Hmmm, time to move north?

You must be due for a wee holiday????

[Zed]

Right, I hereby challenge Cowturds, 2Much, Drunken Monkey, and Riff Raff in Dragwars on my 3 year old piece of crap slow Honda!

Be assured, if I beat any of you I will make if my life quest to continuously rub it in your face!

Now put your motor where your mouth is!

[larriken]

That's the spirit Matt.

Now all the rest of you cunts, I get three PMs a week from people going "Can you teach me how to whhelie?" Here's your chance. The huge expanse of a drag strip. (They're big!) A small daily fee. At least 10 other people, all with advice and know how willing to help you out.

This is going to be a MASSIVE day.

This is not a pissing contest or whatever, you will NOT make a fool of yourself for putting in the effort. This is about a safe enviroment for learning how to do all the cool shit you only ever thought you'd see on DVDs.

Now who's in?

Couldn't have said it better! I have seen this done in Aus and it really rocks. You get to have a go in a friendly environment with no stress and it's safe. No excuses people, book now!

[larriken]

mmmmmm can someone let me stay at there house! I'm clean (usually) and you can thrash the shit outa my blade! Promise!

[cowpoos]

Yeah maybe we can do a swap, but I want the fly strike sorted before I go near your missus.

done....got the rip cord out tonight and sprayed the flyblown tart....she's like a brought one now....

[cowpoos]

Right, I hereby challenge Cowturds, 2Much, Drunken Monkey, and Riff Raff in Dragwars on my 3 year old piece of crap slow Honda!

Be assured, if I beat any of you I will make if my life quest to continuously rub it in your face!

Now put you motor where your mouth is!

your on old fella....if I'm there....its on.....and the longest wheelie....its on...

[Zed]

your on old fella....if I'm there....its on.....and the longest wheelie....its on...

Nah i'll bow out to the longest wheelie, but i'll take you in the drags, seeing you said my bike was slow. I weight 95kgs too so you'll probly have the advantage?

[cowpoos]

Nah i'll bow out to the longest wheelie, but i'll take you in the drags, seeing you said my bike was slow. I weight 95kgs too so you'll probly have the advantage?

lol....chicken....comon....lets hav a wheelie aswell....

and I don't realy hav and advantage...I'm 95kgs too....but I ain't fat like you [pre-drag trash talkin...although you might be fat I don't know]....the only advantage I hav is your on a honda...

[Riff Raff]

mmmmmm can someone let me stay at there house! I'm clean (usually) and you can thrash the shit outa my blade! Promise!

Yep you're staying at our house. Thought you knew that already.

[Riff Raff]

Right, I hereby challenge Cowturds, 2Much, Drunken Monkey, and Riff Raff in Dragwars on my 3 year old piece of crap slow Honda!

How come I'm in that list? But I'm happy to give it a go for a laugh if nothing else. I've seen you ride and I know I probably haven't got any hope of beating you.

[2much]

QUOTE=Zed]Right, I hereby challenge Cowturds, 2Much, Drunken Monkey, and Riff Raff in Dragwars on my 3 year old piece of crap slow Honda!

Be assured, if I beat any of you I will make if my life quest to continuously rub it in your face!

Now put your motor where your mouth is! [/QUOTE]

Damn good call mate! I'm up for that, bring it on!!!

Nah i'll bow out to the longest wheelie, but i'll take you in the drags, seeing you said my bike was slow. I weight 95kgs too so you'll probly have the advantage?

Aw come on Zed, I saw a couple of those wheelstands you pulled up north, not too shabby! By April you'll be up for it......

And don't start making excuses already aye???