chopping ears off

[spudchucka]

I pity any dog that is forced to live on planet Mikey.

[Pixie]

I was disappointed I didn't find a badly mauled burglar,

Are you sure brutus didn't eat him all up?

[Pixie]

show me a link to this mysterious beast sir

Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you
saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about
bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

[Ogri]

Where's Mikey gone? You're conspicuous by your absence matey. Oh, BTW, I've found my rusty Stanley knife - ready when you are

[Finn]

A Chihuahua with a mohawk perhaps? That'll staunch you up!

Don't be fooled by the size of the mighty Chihuahua. A mate of mine's actually killed a Doberman. It got stuck in it's throat.

Well I got my dogs tale docked. I asked him if he minded and he just gave me this blank look, so off it came. Also, his nuts are in a jar on the mantle piece just to remind him whos boss. And if he chews any more of my shoes I'll be docking his fucking head.

[Ixion]

Polled cattle are those that genetically do not produce horns. The poll gene is a recessive trait that has been carefully selected for in some breeds -- most famously the Polled Angus, for which there is now no horned form. Merely lopping the horns off or bud-burning young cattle makes them hornless, not polled.

I take refuge in the dictionary.

verb: polled, poll·ing, polls.

transitive verb

1. To receive (a given number of votes).
2. To receive or record the votes of: polling a jury.
3. To cast (a vote or ballot).
4. To question in a survey; canvass.
5. To cut off or trim (hair, horns, or wool, for example); clip.
6. To trim or cut off the hair, wool, branches, or horns of: polled the sheep; polled the trees.

Trees can be polled also, when they become pollards. And used as hedging

[WINJA]

I take refuge in the dictionary.


Trees can be polled also, when they become pollards. And used as hedging

SO IT MAY INCLUDE A TAIL OR EARS THEN

[Ixion]

Any dangly or sticking out bits, I imagine. Let your imagination run wild.

[kro]

starry starry night .......

[WINJA]

name a breed of cattle thats born with out a tail dude...


EDIT: I made a reading mistake as pointed out by patrick....so i will apologise to me self and except it gracefully...thankyou

YOU MAY HAVE GROUNDS TO TAKE THIS APOLOGY BACK , BUT LETS GET BACK TO THE SUBJECT , HOW BOUT POLLING MIKEY PENIS , HE WONT BE TO UPSET CAUSE HES NUTTIER THAN ONE OF MY SHITS AFTER IVE BEEN EATING CASHEWS

[cowpoos]

YOU MAY HAVE GROUNDS TO TAKE THIS APOLOGY BACK , BUT LETS GET BACK TO THE SUBJECT , HOW BOUT POLLING MIKEY PENIS , HE WONT BE TO UPSET CAUSE HES NUTTIER THAN ONE OF MY SHITS AFTER IVE BEEN EATING CASHEWS

what grounds bro?

[WINJA]

what grounds bro?

A TAIL IS A DANGLY BIT

[mstriumph]

i'm with winja ---- if cuttin dangly bits off animals is ok then ........ well, mikey is an animal

[as we all are]

[mstriumph]

I take refuge in the dictionary.


Trees can be polled also, when they become pollards. And used as hedging

soooooooooo - if you trim the roots instead of the tops, they become bollards?

[Pillick]

hmmm, I think you are required by law to cut off dangly bits these days... you want to neuter everyone who gets thier pets spayed? I know it doesnt sound very nice, but theres lots of good reasons to lop varous bits an pieces off animals...

Not saying that mikey has a good reason though.