No doubt still got a hangover from last year. Never understood what's so special about 21? Have a good 'un anyway.
No doubt still got a hangover from last year. Never understood what's so special about 21? Have a good 'un anyway.
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
It's apparently your "coming of age" but yeah, I was pretty trashed that night![]()
Happy birthday - and it's all down hill from here on!!Originally Posted by phoenixgtr
(What the "it's" is I don't know)
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
"It" is parts of your body that can no longer overcome the effects of gravity- they start to droop and sag-hence "down hill"![]()
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Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
My days of love are over
My torch of life is out
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout
Time was when of It's own accord
would from my trousers spring
but now I have a full time job
to find the bloody thing
It used to be embarasing
the way it would behave
From early in the morning
it stood and watched me shave
But as old age approaches
it sure gives me the blues
to see it hang it's withered head
and watch me clean my shoes.
Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow arent just the 4 cycles of an engine
YOU SHOULDA CALLED YOURSELF MR SMITH AFTER THAT POOFY SAUSAGE HIDER OFF LOST IN SPACE , THATS SERIOUSLY WHO YOU YOU REMIND ME OF , OH THE PAIN THE PITY OF IT ALL MURDERING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE BEND OVER LITTLE WILLOriginally Posted by Hitcher
Arghhh! Yer just jealous you illiterate/iligitemate? little unpainted walls bastard,Originally Posted by WINJA
learn to speak England proper.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Got to do with one of those friday nite V8 curzes, some of the guys are doing abit of a skid as they head off, so I decide to smoke up the tyres, as Im leaving the car park a couple of young fellas walk past, and I hear one say to the other its an oldguy, I got shit for weeks from the guys at work.![]()
Originally Posted by FzerozeroT
Me too, but I don't use it as a rule.
Soccer - A Gentlemans game played by Hooligans.Rugby - A Hooligans Game played by Gentlemen.
But being a Young Tart you wouldn't have that problem of courseOriginally Posted by yungatart
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The views expressed above may not match yours - But that's the reason my Dad went to war - wasn't it?
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, .... but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,... shouting "man, what a ride"!!!
OK, so I'm a bit slow ... you'll have to explain :spudwhat:Originally Posted by r4q2
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The views expressed above may not match yours - But that's the reason my Dad went to war - wasn't it?
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, .... but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,... shouting "man, what a ride"!!!
From what I can tell its pretty similar to your name
Anyone who observes me riding at speed will quickly discover the meaning of my "nom de plume".
Mine came from my love of flying, esp helicopters, combined with my place of birth. It's not testament to my riding skills- anyone who knows me can confirm this
And there was me thinking you had a steam-powered motorcycle!!Originally Posted by flyingscotsman
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And that makes at least two of us Scotsmen on this site.![]()
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
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