bloody suzukis!!!!

[vixter]

well got my arse out today on a ride borrowed a bike for the weekend a gsxr750
well got on the bloody thing took me half a day to get the thing turned on as the lock was stiff
the first thing i noticed was i didnt quite stop when i applied the brakes!! i thought well these brakes are crap and need changing or its my bloody riding not as sharp as the 636!!!

is it what u get used to?
well anyway the ride was good had a gud day but decided to throw the bike down the gravel on a straight road can u believe it!! bloody typical two guys came off today on a sharp bend no major injuries but hope your ok mate the arm looked prity dodgey...
but me nah well i decide to throw the bike down the straight going too bloody fast coming up to the junction see the sign for left and right the bloody back wheel locked up due to crap brakes of course!!! and realised if i went straight ahead id hit the sign so decided to turn right and hit the gravel and looked a right twat as there were loads of people there waiting for the others what a bastard!!!
fell off at slow speed just few scratches
well i was cursing the bloody suzukis as u got to have the side stand up clutch in and all that thought i was on bloody krypton factor!!!
but do u know i actually had a bloody gud day bike wasnt damaged so continued to ride actually thought this bike aint too bad after all

shitting myself though on taking the bike back but what the hell eh prob made a few people laugh coming off the straight!!!

[WINJA]

fuck that , i wouldnt lend you a toaster

[vixter]

fuck that , i wouldnt lend you a toaster

twat wondered were that went!!!

[boomer]

hehehe.. i thought the bat cave was gonna open up for ya Trust the Blonde to have one of those crisis deciscions right at the most inoppertune time...Ummm.. left or right... right or left.. ummmmm.... oh look.... bugga!!!

Good day alright, thanks for the beers and company and you know theres summet wrong when your chicks faster than you huh The_Man

your right tho, when i rode her she had brakes like a rockin horse

[vixter]

hehehe.. i thought the bat cave was gonna open up for ya Trust the Blonde to have one of those crisis deciscions right at the most inoppertune time...Ummm.. left or right... right or left.. ummmmm.... oh look.... bugga!!!

Good day alright, thanks for the beers and company and you know theres summet wrong when your chicks faster than you huh The_Man

your right tho, when i rode her she had brakes like a rockin horse

got there quicker than anyone else!!!! thats wat us northern girls do best....

shud of gone left fuck.......right aint always right


told ya bloody dodgey suzukis glad it werent just me!!!!
yeah gud to finally meet ya will catch up sometime..

[Fatjim]

got there quicker than anyone else!!!! thats wat us northern girls do best....

Come down and try us welly men, there's no hurry down here. Oh, you where talking about riding a bike.

[boomer]

Come down and try us welly men, there's no hurry down here. Oh, you where talking about riding a bike.

got to be in to win Jim!!! never mind slim

[The_Dover]

She's only faster than me because of the aerodynamic drag caused by my unfathomably large penis.

And the scratches on my bike slow it down considerably. Plus, I'm happy sitting behind her and watching her shift that fine ass around in the saddle.

[boomer]

She's only faster than me because of the aerodynamic drag caused by my unfathomably large penis.

And the scratches on my bike slow it down considerably. Plus, I'm happy sitting behind her and watching her shift that fine ass around in the saddle.

not a lot i can say in response to that really!!!

One thing tho.. the mojo didn't lapse after the Bin Vixter!! good on ya

I was chuckleing when you gave it a handful up the hill Dover and then checked ya mirrors.. u must have thought that sight was permenantly stuck on !!

[The_Dover]

Come down and try us welly men, there's no hurry down here. Oh, you where talking about riding a bike.

HMMM WELLY MEN EH !!!

YOU GUYS ALL TAKK AND NO ACTION IVE HEARD???

[texmo]

Man whats that vicky 6 or 7 chases in the last how many weeks?

[Wolf]

"Bloody Suzukis", eh? Ach, well I suppose we can't expect anything better from someone with a pic of a Kockasucki in their profile

And why am I not surprised that bloody Jafas can't cope with gravel? The juddering tends to make you spill your latte, somewhat, does it not?

(PT, for those who hadn't twigged)

Glad you didn't hurt yourself binning and glad you had a good day despite everything.

[Drunken Monkey]

...
And why am I not surprised that bloody Jafas can't cope with gravel? The juddering tends to make you spill your latte, somewhat, does it not?

(PT, for those who hadn't twigged)

Spilling a double-mocha-soy-chai-latte is no laughing matter!

[boomer]

Spilling a double-mocha-soy-chai-latte is no laughing matter!

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[Kornholio]

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Lol Boomer you know it .... we had no Aucklanders on our ride on Sunday and lol and behold noone came off......... :spudwhat: