Time for a caption comp.

[merv]

"Dwayne, when the hell are you going to get a chair big enough for me to sit down in, I aint no Pekinese? All the other bitches are staring at me standing up like this!"

Well he looks like a Dwayne doesn't he.

[rogson]

If I'm mans best friend, why don't I have a helmet?

[Big Dave]

- this could be someone we know or known to us.

[Smorg]

You obvously can't count. Have another look........................

From the dogs mouth mate, i am simply here to translate for him, couldnt quite catch the last 2 words though hence the WOOF WOOF

[Bonez]

From the dogs mouth mate, i am simply here to translate for him, couldnt quite catch the last 2 words though hence the WOOF WOOF

Yeah, I realised that a nano second after I selected "Submit Reply". My bad

[Smorg]

Yeah, I realised that a nano second after I selected "Submit Reply". My bad

No problem mate things like that can catch you out everytime

[nudemetalz]

I think Kronos' last one is the funniest of the lot (the bed pan pic one).

[Lazy7]

How am I meant to nail the lamposts at this speed! This 'Walkies' thing isnt all my mates told me it would be!

[Shadows]

Dennis knew as soon as he put Daisy's bowl on his head the bitch would follow him anywhere.

[Virago]

When driving Esme home from her first Laser Hair Removal treatment, Harry could see some early improvement.....

[deathstar]

"bullocks i left my helmet at the gas station" .... "what do you care you sly dog you stole beer seat"

[placidfemme]

"....and this one time, at biker camp........."

lol good one!

[HenryDorsetCase]

OK, all together now: cue music, AAAAAND

"Young man, are ya listening to me, I said Young man...."

[Paul in NZ]

"Damn! I should have been a little more specific when I told that sales guy I needed a bike to pull the bitches...."

[Cookie]

"If you are going to be like that about my mother, I am going to leave you at home next time".