this crazy farm boy wants to give me the learn on his own turf so i politely wait around for him at bottom of takas so its not seen to be unfair an all cheating an leaving first an when the first corner comes i give it some gas. an away we go. im on this all weather super shite tyre that just breaks traction coming out of most corners so im takin it easy. an yeh
do a few ole dodgy late minute passes not givin him any chance to get round as well. get to the top, have a ciggy, check the time, do a hundred press ups, then hundred sit ups, then another few sets an then i hears his bike coming. farm boys eh.........
decide to go for ride by myself for another lap o nthe hill before i fuk off home, seeing as i did ride 10 minutes from petone might as well have more than 5 minutes of fun on the hill.
come back up to summit this crazy fukn stunter limsimbimtimwimdimnimNUMBNUTS is pulling himself a stoppie on the first sharp left hander and he is even so co ordinated hes got the indicator on, pointing where he's going. right over the fukn cliff. lucky im so slow or else we'd have a rvf meets whale story not givin mikey the learn.
anywho get to the top of the hill
take me helmet off casue poo's reckons he cant hear me proper with it on an he goes "off to the red pub" an takes off. doesnt even wait for me. so i pull my helmet on so fast an hard i lost an inch. an tkae off after the cheating cunt. course i caught him few corners later
about to give the fuker the learn. hes being all "im rossi look at me" lined him up for the outside an just when im about to go him he goes an chucks his bike down the raod, so i cant get past.
does a few unco rolls an then just when he is about to go into barrier he decideds its time to do upside down backwards headstands an goes flying the FUK INTO IT. could hear the bones breaking from meters away. then he gets up or tries to but hes still rolling around. so i tell the fuk to sit down. an farm boy poos quote of the week is "FUK OFF MAN, BRED TOUGH AROUND HERE", then "an stand my bike up ya dick,"
so i single handedly stand it up. poos jumps on an gets the fuk out of there casue w ewere supposed to be at the pub 5 muntes ago.
later at the pub Poos "did i hit my back on something"
did he hit his fukn head on something when he was a kid???????
sucks to see ya go down but was lookin crash hot before ya did. knee slider should go on the wall next to ya prize stag heads an shit
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