Police Presents

**Motu** · 17th February 2006, 22:04

If you are picked up by the Police on your way to Paeroa on sunday,remember to tuck a folded $100 note under your licence when you hand it over.I wouldn't want to see you guys get speeding tickets for no reason....

**kiwifruit** · 17th February 2006, 22:12

lol
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**boomer** · 17th February 2006, 22:13

Thanks Motu; now to find one of those folded Notes you refer to

**Virago** · 17th February 2006, 22:14

If it's just a minor infraction, is it okay to ask for change?

**APPLE** · 17th February 2006, 22:21

nah mate?i all ready owe them alot of money aye?

**erik** · 17th February 2006, 22:33

lol

**scumdog** · 17th February 2006, 23:04

$100? $100? You cheapskates will get the book thrown at you if THAT is all you can offer.

C'mon, gorse out of pockets guys, realistic bribes only!!
(F'rkn do-nuts ain't gettin' any cheaper these days and have you seen the price of coffee?? Sheesh!!!)

**Da Bird** · 18th February 2006, 02:13

Originally Posted by scumdog

$100? $100? You cheapskates will get the book thrown at you if THAT is all you can offer.

C'mon, gorse out of pockets guys, realistic bribes only!!
(F'rkn do-nuts ain't gettin' any cheaper these days and have you seen the price of coffee?? Sheesh!!!)

Locked a guy up for bribing me with $30.00 once... didn't take any notice of the warning I gave 10 seconds before thrust his lunch money towards me asking me not to impound his car. I would be keeping the $100 to help towards any infringement you may receive...

**DEATH_INC.** · 18th February 2006, 02:58

How about some 'Dunkin Doughnut' vouchers?

**APPLE** · 18th February 2006, 07:02

Originally Posted by Bykey Cop

Locked a guy up for bribing me with $30.00 once... didn't take any notice of the warning I gave 10 seconds before thrust his lunch money towards me asking me not to impound his car. I would be keeping the $100 to help towards any infringement you may receive...

hey,i remember you now mate?we had words in the carpark of red roosta,some 4to 5 months ago.were basically mates now arent we?????nudge,nudge,wink.wink?hahahahaha

**White trash** · 18th February 2006, 08:23

Nah, you're better off keeping your hundy then posting your crybaby story about speeding tickets on KB for the world not to care about.

Seems to be the trend......

**Motoracer** · 18th February 2006, 08:32

If I come across a hot female cop, I could just show me sexy legs (WT can vouch for them!) and try to flirt my way out of a ticket...

**scumdog** · 18th February 2006, 08:33

Originally Posted by White trash

Nah, you're better off keeping your hundy then posting your crybaby story about speeding tickets on KB for the world not to care about.

Seems to be the trend......

Man! You can be soooo cutting at times, I love it!

**SwanTiger** · 18th February 2006, 08:53

Originally Posted by Bykey Cop

Locked a guy up for bribing me with $30.00 once... didn't take any notice of the warning I gave 10 seconds before thrust his lunch money towards me asking me not to impound his car. I would be keeping the $100 to help towards any infringement you may receive...

$30 ?? must of been a school kid