Police Presents

[MSTRS:Me]

Folded $100.00 notes?? Damn. I've got hundreds of them just lying around doing squat. And me not going to Paeoa this year. Here's one for whoever is quick enough. Sorry it's not folded. Can you manage?

[Edbear]

Not one to name drop, of course, but dear old Lord Earnest is, (was), a relative of mine. Unfortunately just distant enough for me to miss out on the high IQ and the money... Sigh! Don't think a lady officer would be overly impressed with the current physique either. Guess I'd just have to plead brain fade and hope for the best...

[Adamski]

If I come across a hot female cop, I could just show me sexy legs (WT can vouch for them!) and try to flirt my way out of a ticket...

Yep - you could even try that with the tough cop types. Course, either way it may end up with a baton ending up somewhere uncomfortable

[oldrider]

Folded $100.00 notes?? Damn. I've got hundreds of them just lying around doing squat. And me not going to Paeoa this year. Here's one for whoever is quick enough. Sorry it's not folded. Can you manage?

Geez thanks MSTRS, the pensions been a bit tight lately, so I have down loaded that bill and printed a few dozen off.
They have come out quite nicely too!
I am going to just post them down to Scummy so that he can buy a new skull mask.
CB has difficulty knowing whether he's actually wearing the current one or not!
He actually wears it on the job too! Not at work, just on the job! He says it helps!
I will apologize in person as I hand you the real one on the highway SD. Mrs O/R is folding them right now! Cheers John.

[boomer]

Geez thanks MSTRS, the pensions been a bit tight lately, so I have down loaded that bill and printed a few dozen off.
They have come out quite nicely too!

I know realise why they need to be folded. So the Rozzers don't see the blank reverse

[Swoop]

Folded $100.00 notes?? Damn. I've got hundreds of them just lying around doing squat. And me not going to Paeoa this year. Here's one for whoever is quick enough. Sorry it's not folded. Can you manage?

So that's what one of those things looks like!!!
Can you fax me some please...

[terbang]

Stuck in a traffic jamb in Jakarta having moved about 100m in one hour, A local rozzer sticks his head through the window (coz he's noticed a Buleh on board) and accuses my driver of speeding.. 100,000 Rupiah later we are all smiling and driver keeps his job. Now thats policing with style I reckon, you kiwi Rozzers have a lot of catching up to do..!