Where the fuck are your children?

[SwanTiger]

Quick bitch, then a shower and bed.

Was riding along SH1 through Orewa just before and noticed the car in front of me swurve. I keep on watching (waiting for him to hit oncoming traffic) then look back in front of me only to see a big steel frame glass table in the middle of the road.

So I stoped and moved it off to the side, then called the police. Was a shame I couldn't see where the little toe rags were hiding in wait.

Pays to know where your little fuckwit children are at night !!

My little girl might not of seen her dad again tonight. However that Hyosung is just too damn sexy to go crashing on.

My bitch is over. Thank you for reading. I'm happy to of wasted a few minutes of your life, it truly was an honour. Thank you, Thank you... Thank you.

[ZeroIndex]

Glad you didn't hit that table. Silly kids and boy-racers blocking up streets and causing problems GRRRRRR!!!!

[Brian d marge]

If I found out my boy did something like that
I would make him sweep the street for ( a year ??) or at least a month
Every nite , sweep , clean, look after , and properly to , none of this half arse ,comunity service lets look like we are working crap,
I will ( and do ) stand behind my son If he F$%^ up ....you did the crime ( sic ) you do the time ( but with a explanation of why the sh^t is hitting the fan ,,and the support )
we started that as soon as his eyes opened ......hes 2 now and we dont even have to raise our voice ( why does this sound like the other post concerning dogs???)
we just have to look at him ,,,and he stops no raised voices , no spankings , just excuse me and eye contact

If he get to 15 ,,,and tries it on , I will be sitting in the next table to him when he is trying to score ,,, dont tempt me stud muffin ,,,you screw up and Ill make damn sure you know , you have screwed up!!!

If you race MX like your ole man then all is forgiven and everything is alright !!! ( Ill even buy you a new bike )


Stephen

[madboy]

My 6yo daughter was in bed... wasn't her. But I agree with the above comments. Oxygen theft should be treated more seriously. Think how much tax we'd save if it was... I could be looking at porn on a big flat 21inch LCD instead of a poxy 17inch CRT. Funnily enough I was just watching something on TV earlier about the methods behind executions... Oh shit, now I'm rambling... must be time for bed.

[DingDong]

It was less than a minute... and your welcome to it.

[SwanTiger]

Main thing that pissed me off was the fact that the frame was black and the rest was glass, very hard to see. If it wasn't for the car swurving and getting me "Alert" I would of doodled straight into it without noticing.

[ManDownUnder]

Wonder what would happen if you picked it up, carried it 100m down the road then sat and waited for them to come and get it...?

[terbang]

Where are the Rozzers when you really need them..?

[SlashWylde]

Faaark! this sort of carry on is becoming a regular recurrence around the land. Every couple of weeks there is a post about some object being placed semi-hidden in the path of on-coming traffic. As if the roads weren't dangerous enough out there.

Can anyone recall if this sort of carry-on has shown bursts of activity in previous decades? Or is it really a new phenomenon?

[Beemer]

Little arseholes. Pity you didn't have some way of getting the table home so you could then sell it on Trade Me! It was probably their own dining table and their parents were most likely down at the pub so had no idea what the tossers were up to.

Funny is doing things that DON'T endanger someone else's lives. This kind of behaviour is pathetic, hope they get what's coming to them. And soon!

[Virago]

Nah, the kids aren't the problem, it's the parents! They couldn't give a toss where their kids are, or what they're doing. And when the little shits are caught, the parents will vigourously defend their offspring's right to "a bit of fun".

Six years on the local school Board of Trustees has left me with a very low opinion of some parents. My responsibility was the school property, and I did constant battle with the parents of kids who were caught vandalising the place.

The "Me" Generation who were teenagers in the 'eighties and 'nineties, now have kids of their own, so the problem will only get worse......

[MidnightMike]

We all need rifles!
So if you see the little mo fo's ask them if they think its funny, and whatever there answer put 2 rounds in their leg.
And then bash them over the head with the object than the put on the road
Then ask them if they still think its funny, they probably wont answer because they are either dead or unconcius so you can take that as a yes

rant over,

Mike

Ps nice work swanny

[kro]

There was a clip on the news about this a few months back, the Dickhead Patrol were throwing things at, or into the path of, motorway traffic. The mentality of these amoeba brained lads is that its only cars on the road, they don't factor the motorcyclist as a wild card, and as was displayed here, it's a very real possibilty.

Hitting a steel framed glass table in a car is dangerous enough, hitting one on a bike, well, you know that will end in tears.

If I catch one of these new generation "thrill seekers" myself, you can be sure it won't end well.

[beyond]

Yep, she's a new rotten generation coming through the ranks.
Hope they never start stretching wire across the road etc.

One of my mates was in a cage a while back, driving down a suburban road at 50kmh and saw a big brown bag in the middle of the road. He was going to straddle it but at the last moment decided to skirt around it.

Looking in his rear vision mirror, he saw it move and a kid got out of it????!!!!!

They must be leaving there brains on the pillow when they get up in the morning.

[MidnightMike]

They must be leaving there brains on the pillow when they get up in the morning.

They dont have brains full stop.