Vespa ad from yesteryear.
no winners - bling the good ones.
One hell of a ride.
eschew obsification...
how about
"so simple to ride, even a GIRL can do it" or
"helmets? no need - our HAIR will cushion our fall' or
"can't afford a REAL bike? no WORRIES!!!"
sorry - guess i'm not really scooter-friendly
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
semi-retired
do one thing every day thay scares ya, ride a vespa
asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
...there lurks the skid demon
"Lady troubles? Can't get to second? Don't feel a tit, ride a vespa and BE one!"
Keep it rubber-side down...
Vacuum packed Vamp
After two years of use, the Italian Police's riot shields all get sold off to the Vespa Company.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
Psyclepath
It didn't take the gang long to discover the problem with the position of their Vespas' engine.
Originally Posted by Dave Lobster
Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
on the wagon
Dress for the ride, not for the fall. Vespa.
Aargh, photos!
Fag? Buy a Vespa and be proud!
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Highway Biker
George was having a great time.
Barry was just high.
Greg put on a brave face despite being whipped.
My signature is cooler than yours.
Forum whore
Lead singer Antonio loves his red Vespa....''It symbolises my outgoing personality'' he says.
The rest of the group just wishes that Antonio puts his pants on when riding.Mario praises him for finaly coming out - ''but sometimes he just takes it too far''.
Wish it all away...
Guy in middle: "Dude, Terry, you really need to shave."
Silver Vespa (Terry): "Hur hur, your bike's red."
Couple - her: "Weee! Oo, honey, not here.. we're on a Vespa!"
him: "Hur hur... nice butt."
Soapbox house of cards and glass, so don't go tossing your stones around.
You musta been.... high. You musta been...
Lumpy
"Fecking side winds.."
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
KB Chief Cat Herder
Rubbing is racing ...
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Natural blonde
"Invasion of the body snatchers".
Remember to never split an infinitive. The passive voice should never be used. Do not put statements in the negative form. Proofread carefully to see if you words out. And don't start a sentence with a conjugation. (William Safire)
Large Falcon Collider
"Ride a Vespa, you'll look really ghey."
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
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