Is it because I am blonde??

**Cibby** · 1st March 2006, 11:11

Cibby came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" Cibby asked.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day Cibby came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids said up to D, but I said it up to G. See? A,B,C,D,E,F,G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, It's because you're blonde."
The next day Cibby came skipping home from school. "Mommy Mommy!" she yelled, "We were in gym class today, and when we were showering, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" She lifted up her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

No, Honey, It's because you're 22."

**Fishy** · 1st March 2006, 11:14

Very good one Cibby!.

**Edbear** · 1st March 2006, 11:15

lol!!!!!!!!!

**bugjuice** · 1st March 2006, 11:19

we need photos of the shower scene, just to be sure. I can't quite picture it all, and need help with the joke..

**Fishy** · 1st March 2006, 11:21

You blonde too buggy?, or just a smart brunette

**Cibby** · 1st March 2006, 11:32

Originally Posted by bugjuice

we need photos of the shower scene, just to be sure. I can't quite picture it all, and need help with the joke..

oh buggy...

incase you didnt realise what everyone else did... they were all young school girls..!! except cibby ofcourse

**bugjuice** · 1st March 2006, 11:37

still don't see your points...

**Ixion** · 1st March 2006, 11:38

Oh well, we don't want that. Pictures of young girls is not proper. So, put up a picture of the shower scene, and Photoshop out all the girls - except Cibby of course