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Thread: Proof that BMW riders are not that smart

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    Proof that BMW riders are not that smart

    Lump lingered last in line for brains,
    And the ones she got were sort of rotten and insane...

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    haha, what a knob-cheese..... he probably normally rides a scooter
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    You mean that beemer isnt considered a scooter? I think with its power output it could be a moped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber020
    You mean that beemer isnt considered a scooter? I think with its power output it could be a moped.
    I was merely pointing out all the gear he WASN'T wearing (just like scooters with open face helmets t-shirt and shorts)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex
    I was merely pointing out all the gear he WASN'T wearing (just like scooters with open face helmets t-shirt and shorts)
    2003 model and "shiny spotless" - just someone else who has mastered Not Falling Off.
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    I don't see the problem myself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD
    2003 model and "shiny spotless" - just someone else who has mastered Not Falling Off.
    Forget it mate,so far outside the average sportbikers skill level they couldn't even grasp the concept.
    An like most KB threads now days,this is about puting shit on somebody.
    Get with the play man

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    Hey in a free society any idiot can buy any bike they like... they're still an idiot
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    he is the man !!!!!
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    When I grow up, I want to be just like him!
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    Hi all!

    I love the Scarver! (That is the name of the bike on the picture.)
    And I wear AllTheGearAllTheTime = ATGATT, and so do most bikers up her - BMW or not.

    -Is all BMW's scooters? No power? BMW K1200S got 167hp, and that is no scooter! :-)

    Yes, I know; if you want the fastes bike on earth, to win a race - most BMW's is not perfect for that. But please note BMW's is not old boxers only.
    BMW try to make good bikes for most people, and they was not the last brand to make bikes with ABS & injection, and new types of shock absorbers, I say!

    You can make jokes about my Scarver (it looks so special so I totally understand!), but please don't call BMW's scooters.

    And for the picture of the guy not wearing proper gear; idiot! I hope I never have to clean up blood from tossers like him!
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    Here you go buggy.
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    Whats with the giant screen too? Is he planning on quelling some riots?

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