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    Strange questions that remain unanswered

    1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

    2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
    as ghosts but as mattresses?

    3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    4. Is there another word for synonym?

    5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

    6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
    crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

    7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

    8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

    9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
    clean them?

    10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
    silent?

    11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

    12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
    apes?

    13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

    14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

    16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

    17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

    18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

    19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
    To every man upon this earth
    Death cometh sooner or late
    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
    And the temples of his Gods

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    1) lick the paper and see

    2) jump on them and find out. If they're squishy, then yeeeeeees

    3) why not?

    4) yes

    5) Stops you thinking about where he's gonna stick that thermometer..

    6) cos it's made from lead

    7) if it's make him happy

    8) no, a spider, stupid

    9) cos they're scared of you waiting in there

    10) he can still gesture.. There's universal signs you know..

    11) Cos the blind person might not want the guide dog to know their pin.. The guide dogs just drive them there..

    12) Else WINJA wouldn't fit into a category

    13) they're smart. They can fly!! so why do they walk?

    14) the bread maker

    15) or hold their breath for a reeeeeeeeeeeally long time

    16) cos it turns into penicillin

    17) succeeded at being a failure

    18) cos it's God's sense of humour

    19) never had one

    20) fuk, I'm bored.

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    And where does all the rubber go from the 1,000s of kgs of tyres that wear out each year???
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    And how many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

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    Why does the UK TV licence form have a section for blind people not written in Braille informing them of a 50 % discount and a printed phone number to call to obtain it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    And where does all the rubber go from the 1,000s of kgs of tyres that wear out each year???
    Dust.

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    I believe the answer is 42
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    That's a strange answer that must remain unquestioned
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    And how many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
    Why would you make it from babies themselves? Why not just use baby juice, thats really just concentrated babies, isnt it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    Why would you make it from babies themselves? Why not just use baby juice, thats really just concentrated babies, isnt it?
    Is it like oranges though? Juice from the insides and oil from the peel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT
    Why would you make it from babies themselves? Why not just use baby juice, thats really just concentrated babies, isnt it?
    cos it doesn't taste as good when it's from concentrate.. Charlie's says so..
    Take Mark's lesson - don't cut it, take it pure..

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    Why is the lint in your belly button always blue, regardless of what you are wearing?

    Why do your own farts smell good, but everyone elses stink?
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    My farts dont smell good . . .

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