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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
    Here is a blank version.. I suppose paint will do the job.
    Lift the file and repost with your own slogan.. blingers to the funny ones....
    Here's one I prepared (4.5 months) earlier . . .

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    HOnestly oFFicer
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMedic
    Must keep an eye out for that next time Im flying to Aus.
    Ive heard of First class, Business class, and Economy class but not aware of a class that gets you under the toilet floor boards..?
    If you love it, let it go. If it comes back to you, you've just high-sided!
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    Quote Originally Posted by marty
    we've got 'xxxx fucks goats' (one of the engineers) under a toilet floorboard in one of our planes.
    What type you driving?
    If you love it, let it go. If it comes back to you, you've just high-sided!
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    Jees mate the way its going it'll all be cattle class in the near future.
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    think those signs are more aimed for passengers than anything...damn hard to read a sign at keep on the road at the same time....specially those ones in 3 or 4 parts, you see the first one and are looking for the next, and the next, and the next *smack!* ok, found it!
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    Oh those crazy police...
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    My signature is cooler than yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazard02
    Oh those crazy police...
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    Well done

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    Quote Originally Posted by hazard02
    Oh those crazy police...
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    Mate.. my Mrs and I have been pissing ourselves over that one..
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    Quote Originally Posted by terbang
    Mate.. my Mrs and I have been pissing ourselves over that one..
    Yeah, I love that particular one... Well done hazard...
    There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? -Clerks

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    A real life excuse from several years ago... probably the most original and unbelievable one I've had.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bykey Cop
    A real life excuse from several years ago... probably the most original and unbelievable one I've had.
    I never got caught drying my car after a wash, but yeah, good to see someone with the same mentality... why try dry the bugger by hand for 10 minutes when you can just hoon around for 2 minutes and it's blow dried...
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    Quote Originally Posted by terbang
    What type you driving?
    No answer so it must be a desk or counter top with a set of scales next to it

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    MY EXCUSE:

    Its the only way to avoid tickets.
    I wave to every biker I see.

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    12345, 678, 9 ,10, 11! 12! Do de do de doo.
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