The applicant!

**MacD** · 9th March 2006, 22:17

Originally Posted by oldrider

Try to look like the guy in the pic below when you come to the door. Cheers Pip and John Oldrider.

Go on, you know that you're to let him in sooner or later, why not give in now!

He's a very cool looking puss!

**mstriumph** · 9th March 2006, 22:50

dunno why you started this thread, John, it's obviously no contest

...... have you thought about telling mrs John that YOU'D like another cat mebbe?

**skidMark** · 9th March 2006, 22:53

thats a cool cat you gotta keep it it obviously aint going anywhere it's eagerly waiting to get in...let it in and see what it does maybe it's spotted something in the house it want's...cat burglar?

seriously keep it

:spudwhat:

**Aitch** · 11th March 2006, 11:14

It has a webcam on its collar and a modem implanted under its skin. It's purpose is to spy on KBers so that the cops can lie in wait for them and arrest them for seditious actions.
How many KBers have had cats turn up unexpectedly? And how many of those cats watch you while you're online???
You have been warned.

**oldrider** · 11th March 2006, 15:36

Couldn't resist posting this one for cat lovers at least.

You gatta hand it to this cat, hes a recruiting officers dream come true!

**skidMark** · 11th March 2006, 18:27

oh cmon ya gotta keep the little fella...maybe your old cats soul has been put into this kittie

mate it's meant to be it's a sign from err something

it will bring ya happyness i mean cmon ya can't stop posting about the lil fella

**SPman** · 11th March 2006, 19:15

You have been adopted by a cat - a ginger tom.
Do you know how much of a priviledge this is?
Succumb - it is no contest - you know you need him.

**Jantar** · 11th March 2006, 19:34

John, you already know that the cat (Dangereous for sure) has selected you as its new slave. What your wife decides has absolutely no bearing on it. You are the cat's new slave, and you house is the cat's new home. Just accept the decision and get on with looking for that second cat. (A female seal burmese perhaps that you can then call Rashika?)

**Ixion** · 11th March 2006, 19:50

Originally Posted by markauckland

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it will bring ya happyness i mean cmon ya can't stop posting about the lil fella

From out of the mouths of babes, come words of wisdom. He *will* bring happiness, and even now I'll warrant you'd be heartsad if he wandered off. Sometimes, things are just meant to be.

**Winston001** · 11th March 2006, 20:27

Marmalade cats are hot. Its dark and cold outside now so bring Dangerous in and share the warmth.

**Flatcap** · 11th March 2006, 20:32

Gotta put a bell around it's neck so it doesn't eat Tuis

**skidMark** · 11th March 2006, 20:42

can it drink tui's though a drunk cat would be funny.....yeah right

**Cookie** · 11th March 2006, 21:07

Originally Posted by oldrider

...You gatta hand it to this cat, hes a recruiting officers dream come true!...

You simply MUST give him the job now!

That last photo cracks me up!!!

The mouse has been delivered. The deal is done.

Wifey will just have to come to terms with the new appointment.

**dangerous** · 11th March 2006, 21:17

Originally Posted by Fairlie

Gotta put a bell around it's neck so it doesn't eat Tuis

Ya dont eat Tui's, ya drink em

Originally Posted by Jantar

(A male seal burmese perhaps that you can then call Rashika?)

Funny you should say that... meet Rashika's seal burmese 'Mertz'

ohh... and the other pic is the other burmese being eaten by her staff, I had nothing to do with it... however I made a bit of money on the fight

**Silage** · 11th March 2006, 21:22

The likeness is uncanny. Dangerous must have a twin. So that means you can't call it Dangerous, but its neutered form, ummmm, "Was Dangler" or "Dangler-less".

From experience, it will not go away. You may as well just get used to the fact that it is there to stay. All the best convincing Mrs O/R