I think I might be a homosexual

**GR81** · 10th March 2006, 10:08

disturbing!

**Zed** · 10th March 2006, 10:12

"I think, therefore I am".

Good on you for being honest for once Finn, you screaming side-saddler you!

**Finn** · 10th March 2006, 10:13

Originally Posted by GR81

disturbing!

The only difference between a straight and a gay man is 50cc's and a couple of glasses of wine.

My, those are lovely long fingers you have there.

**Sniper** · 10th March 2006, 10:14

Originally Posted by Finn

But then your posts wouldn't count towards your ultimate target. Besides, this is very much about biking honey.

I know Sweety Pie, but if you turned up at my house on the Magic with the express purpouse of assailing my poo chute until you climax, you are quite mistaken. I have a variety of weapons to fend off fudge packers.

But seriously, congrats on the bike pumpkin.

**enigma51** · 10th March 2006, 10:17

Looks like winja finaly converted you to his type ..... gay boy!

**Swoop** · 10th March 2006, 10:17

Originally Posted by imdying

Bikes are like ships, always female

Not in Russia. The ship is referred to as a big strong bloke there...

Did someone mention beer??

**GR81** · 10th March 2006, 10:19

Originally Posted by Swoop

Did someone mention beer??

how bout that rugby game? *cough*

**Swoop** · 10th March 2006, 10:22

Originally Posted by GR81

how bout that rugby game? *cough*

Wonder what the suzuki riders are talking about on the other thread...
"Does this handbag make me look fat?"
"What makup are you using?"

Right then... beer it is!

**cowpoos** · 10th March 2006, 10:32

I think this whole thread is fuckin ghey....and finn....I thought you were ghey bcause you own a honda....now that you brought a suzuki I'm guessing your either bi or curious....coz no ones that miss guided and straight

**Big Dave** · 10th March 2006, 10:36

As they say in prison, 'Yer only gay if you take it'.
(or ride a Street Magic.)

Don't get squished on it.

**Mental Trousers** · 10th March 2006, 10:47

You probably are gay. Answer these questions:

1) do you have any hair on your head?? No= +1 gay
2) are you a fat git?? Yes= +1 more gay
3) do you have a 1 syllable nickname?? Yes= +1 more gay
4) do you own a Suzuki?? Yes= +1 more gay

more than 1 is gay. After that, it's just degree of gay.

Now if you were heterosexual like I am, you'd know that bikes are female. You'd also know that chicks have pink bits and are bloody good fun to ride. My bike has pink bits and is also bloody good to ride. So therefore I must be heterosexual. (Purple is the gay colour btw, not pink. Your bike isn't purple by any chance is it cos that would be +3 gay).

**imdying** · 10th March 2006, 10:52

Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers

Purple is the gay colour btw, not pink

Yeah, you keep telling yourself that

**Finn** · 10th March 2006, 10:58

Originally Posted by Mental-Trousers

You probably are gay. Answer these questions:

1) do you have any hair on your head?? No= +1 gay NOT MUCH
2) are you a fat git?? Yes= +1 more gay NO
3) do you have a 1 syllable nickname?? Yes= +1 more gay NO
4) do you own a Suzuki?? Yes= +1 more gay AH FUCK

more than 1 is gay. After that, it's just degree of gay.

So how do I tell my girlfriend?