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  1. 10th March 2006, 09:21 #1
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    I think I might be a homosexual

    Not only did I just buy a Suzuki, it's a Street Magic. Technically a scooter.

    Strange things are happening to me this morning. Firstly, I felt like a cup of tea instead of coffee. Then when I was drinking it out of the cup, my little finger straightened itself and pointed outwards. To top that off, I'm sitting at my desk with my legs crossed.

    Is this normal? Anyway, I pick her up this afternoon. I'll take her to Newmarket tonight cause I'm going to the movies to see... Brokeback Mountain.

    See yah round sweeties.
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  2. 10th March 2006, 09:25 #2
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    What do you mean think?
    And shouldn't the bike be 'him'?
    Did you get the extra, extra non-slip seat option?
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    Stupidity kills people.
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    It's OK dude. You referred to the bike as 'her' twice. Subconsciously you want to be on top of a 'she'. If you referred to the bike as 'he', then yes, you may have had to go and by a black string vest and some lycra bike pants to go to the movies in.
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  4. 10th March 2006, 09:27 #4
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    Heh, I nearly considered keeping my 6R, and getting one of those... or an RS250. They sound like they'd be perfect for ripping up the morning commute, have fun!!

    Oh yeah, and we expect nothing less than on the handle bar wheelie pictures from you Mr Slight!
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  5. 10th March 2006, 09:27 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    And shouldn't the bike be 'him'?
    Bikes are like ships, always female
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    yep. homo.
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    Buying a Suzuki...... says it all really lmfao
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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying
    Bikes are like ships, always female
    And where there are ships, there are sailers! Weeeeeeee
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    you dont seem happy that you purchased a bike you call her? MEN SIT DOWN WE HAVE A BATTER BOY NEARBY


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  10. 10th March 2006, 09:40 #10
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    No don't worry about it - any one whose name is Finn can't possibly be a homosexual it's impossible
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    To PD we gooooooooooooooooooo
    Oh and congrats on the Magic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying
    Bikes are like ships, always female
    But they ARE full of seamen!
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
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    Quote Originally Posted by idb
    But they ARE full of seamen!
    PC ALERT!!! They are now referred to as Sea-people.........
    To every man upon this earth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    PC ALERT!!! They are now referred to as Sea-people.........
    Which are?
    The ones in boats or.............the other ones?
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    To PD we gooooooooooooooooooo
    Oh and congrats on the Magic.
    But then your posts wouldn't count towards your ultimate target. Besides, this is very much about biking honey.
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