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    Talking Relationship with ST1300 restored!

    For my eighth birthday my parents bought me a tomahawk. I'd like to think that this gift somehow made me a better person and contributed greatly to me being the man I am today. However it more likely serves to reinforce the difference in the world of 1965 and that of 2006. Today, I suspect, any parent who gave a gift like this to an eight-year-old would, at the very least, get a visit from CYF or other members of the Thought Police...

    Another difference between 1965 and 2006 is the motorcycle. In 1965 few New Zealanders would have heard of the name "Honda" in any context. Similarly the thought of a 1300cc V4 engine being included in a motorcycle of any sort would have been unimaginable. But it has, and it is.

    Absence, it is said, makes the heart grow fonder. In my case I thought that absence had just merely exacerbated my general cantankerousness and cynicism. But mounting an ST1300 again after nearly four months and purring off into the late afternoon of a Thursday before Easter reaquainted me with many different emotions and several of the Seven Deadly Sins...

    God, these things are good (ST1300s that is). Smooth, crisp, agile, stable, forgiving, potent and enveloping. The first couple of intersections reminded me that 310kg is indeed a decent lump of mass. But once moving, the ST just glides. Effortlessly.

    How could I have so heartlessly spread such a paragon of motorcycling virtue along SH1 at Bulls on Boxing Day? I am unworthy.

    So, back to Wellington we rode: me on an ST1300 and Mrs H on her Marauder -- a ride I had come to greatly enjoy over the past six weeks since my collarbone healed. The conditions were perfect. No wind, a balmy late afternoon of 17-19 degrees (information courtesy of the ST's meteorological service). The ocean and various inlets had almost glassy water -- the sun had just set behind the South Island. The traffic was well behaved. And I was riding an ST1300.

    Good Friday morning, and I was up and off to Bulls to meet up with biker friends from Auckland (D&C on an ST1100). Again, perfect riding conditions. Travelling solo, the ST needed little encouragement to shame the near-stationary cagers in various tailbacks and to stretch its legs when conditions allowed...

    Again the return journey was typified by perfect autumn afternoon riding conditions.

    On Saturday morning, visitor D said "Let's go to Napier." Mrs H and I said "OK!" And, in the twinkling of an eye we had packed our toothbrushes and wallets and were Goff and off!

    The Takas were in perfect order. It was nice to reacquaint the ST with The Hill. And moments later we were in Napier. Or so it seemed.

    Yesterday (Easter Sunday) we rode up to Taupo with D&C, said our farewells and then rode home. For a total of 1350km of near-perfect weekend riding.

    "The tomahawk. What was that all about?" you ask.

    Cagers. That's what that was about. Not all of them. Some are stars, moving over to let bikes through and generally treating you with courtesy and respect. But then there are the brain-dead oafs -- the Troy Flavells of motoring. And then there are the women. One in particular of the latter was obsessed with killing Mrs H on our return home yesterday. Coming off the passing lane between Waikanae and Paraparaumu, she just had to get her MSD-funded Telstar between the two of us, and then followed Mrs H with a gap of less than 1m between them until the Paraparaumu lights where she turned off towards the beach to be reunited with her kids and pit bull. But after I had had a quiet word in her ear...

    But anyway. I have got my ST1300 back. It is all the good things I had remembered -- and the front suspension is better. The rebound damping is superior to how it was before. Joy!
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Brilliant Hitcher. Good to see you have your 2 wheels back and now we can be afrad that BDOTGNZA can strike anywhere at anytime instead of being afraid of the bus schedules
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    Neat post. Good to hear you're back on two wheels.

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    You come thru Napier and don't say gidday. Pffft. Hope your wheels turn square.
    Edit..Anyway we weren't home - well some of us weren't
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    Ahh no more of the grumpy envious individual around the home.

    Well done and nothing like it is there to make the heart grow fonder.

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    Great stuff Hitcher - and a neat write up. Really pleased to hear you're back on the ST.

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    Arrow Hey Mr H

    good to hear your back at it again. Ive currently got the same problem with my right clavical. Four bikes in the garage and all I can do it start them.
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    Absolutely wonderful that things have been restored to their rightful place! Many pleasant days of riding ahead!
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    Good to here Mr Hitcher.
    Many a rider would be looking for a new machine after a off like that.
    I thought this ST Honda thing was just 'A Phase' you were going through. A Wayward Hussy after leaving Kawasaki.
    Must be True Love after all aye.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper
    Brilliant Hitcher. Good to see you have your 2 wheels back and now we can be afrad that BDOTGNZA can strike anywhere at anytime instead of being afraid of the bus schedules
    God. What a pussie little icon one gets for achieving 10,000 posts. Hardly makes it all worthwhile, now does it? Congratulations on the milestone though.
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    Tomahawk ?

    Good to hear you are back on the beast and loving it all over again Hitcher.
    Bugger it took four months for you and bike to get fixed up.
    I missed something in the translation and still can't figure out where the tomahawk fits in to all this? Have you stuck the toy tomahawk on to the ST and that's improved the suspension maybe? or aerodynamics? Or has Mr H threatened to throw out the tomahawk if you crash again!
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    Four months indeed. If ANZA had been a bit more observant, they should have observed the bent front forks when they were supposed to do their initial damage assessment. That should have carved at least a month off the repair time. But then Beemer wouldn't have won $20 off me.

    This whole exercise has demonstrated a whole bunch of stuff about the New Zealand motorcycle industry's inertia -- particularly ordering stuff in from overseas. Things that should take days (in the computer age), take weeks. We (motorcyclists) deserve better.

    Most interestingly is Whites, the so-called master agent for Shoei in New Zealand. Eight weeks to get a helmet "indented" from Japan. Mail-order from the USA? Three to seven days. And slightly cheaper as well. If that doesn't meet the accepted definition for piss-poor incompetence, I'd like to hear a reasoned argument why not.

    I still have that tomahawk somewhere...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Good to hear your back. The day you went down the road was the first KB ride I'd been on. It'll be nice to meet you someday.
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    I hear ya man. I ordered me some XPD road boots through the NZ agent, four and a half months ago. I'm still waiting.
    Just hope I get them by the coming summer!

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    Excellent read Hitcher, thanks for sharing.

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