Better not be one of you

**Lazy7** · 20th March 2006, 18:17

Originally Posted by Dynamytus50

Update patty, my senior is getting a copy of the pursuit with the second bike (the gsx). Aparently it is amazing so i cant wait to see it.

He nearly got taken out 3 times when he was doing an estimated speed of 200..

whats the deal with releasing this stuff to us the public? your not going to get in teh shit are you? cause i would be pissed off if you stopped telling us stories. its great!

**Lazy7** · 20th March 2006, 19:27

Originally Posted by Dynamytus50

No name's no problems. Its just the circumstances, I cant realease the chase video onto here unfortunatley as that is police property.

haha! just do a Paris Hilton and "leak" it. will make ya famous!

**Jinx3d** · 20th March 2006, 20:36

Dunno why you fucking pansies are so down on mikey.

His point is not irrelevant, even if it may not be elequently expressed.

Sure we rely on our police force to protect us from e-jits like the git at sky tower.

But what are traffic doing? Every time I get a speding ticket, its doing 10 kay over on a deserted 4 lane street at 7 in the morning. Just absentminded. Or ticketing you in a passing lane when you finally get a chance to pass the van thats been doing 70 in a hundred zone and has a que of 200 people behind. I ask you - is 125 really unreasonable in a passing lane???

They should get the fuck out and get these arse wipes that pour oil on the road from midnight to 3 am every friday and saturday night.

Basically, it's much easier to ticket mum and dad, joe average on his weekend, than try and catch the dangerous bastards, and that doesnt worry traffic one whit.

And puh-lease, was he doing 300 on greenlane? I doubt Rossi could get to 300 on a production sportbike on green lane. Estimated no doubt by traffic.

**spudchucka** · 20th March 2006, 20:41

Strangely enough the criminals, the ones you want us to catch, all drive cars and ride bikes, just like you lot do.

**Jinx3d** · 20th March 2006, 20:43

Here is what Tony Marks has to say about getting a Hyabusa to 189 mph (302 kmh)

"Testing the 2000 Suzuki Hayabusa last summer, I learned a lot of things about traveling at 189mph. At least four miles of straight, visible, empty road is a necessity. It helps that road is flat and of good quality because large undulations that you'd never otherwise notice, are transformed into launch ramps at high speeds.

You also have to tuck in tight. Not so much your elbows, since they're already pointing rearward, but helmet and legs. I nearly broke my neck by sitting up at 140 while coasting down from some insane speed"

And this guy did it on greenlane? Gullible dicks.

**spudchucka** · 20th March 2006, 20:48

Regardless of whether it was 300, 290 or 240, the guy was being a 100% dickwhacker. Fuck him!

**Jinx3d** · 20th March 2006, 20:54

Originally Posted by spudchucka

Strangely enough the criminals, the ones you want us to catch, all drive cars and ride bikes, just like you lot do.

What, so if criminals drive cars and motorcycles, your primary method of containing them by handing tickets to them for a hundred bucks.

Sweet, we'll revenue them to death with speed cameras, ambigous speed signage and bizzare new traffic laws that we wont tell anyone about.

Please explain to me, how the no seatbelt ticket you gave my dad (on a pension) when he got back in his car and shifted it 6 feet to a carkpark with some money left on it made us all safer?

Go on. Waiting You cant, cos you're total fucking losers.

**Jinx3d** · 20th March 2006, 21:00

Originally Posted by Dynamytus50

I will end up working a 80 hour week this week. If you think its so easy come and join up and see if you can hack the no overtime pay to catch criminals.

I agree, I know the inside story as I have relatives in Police force.

This rant is purely reserved for traffic. Perhaps, not traffic, but the crap managment behind traffic that makes the best officer, the one that tickets the most pensioners.

Okay. Apologies to anyone that reads this that is in the police, or traffic and isnt a "I-dont-care-I-just-gather-the-revenue" variety.

**pritch** · 20th March 2006, 21:01

Originally Posted by Jinx3d

You cant, cos you're total fucking losers.

I do appreciate a constructive contribution.

**SPman** · 20th March 2006, 21:16

A stock GSXR1000 can get to 299 indicated on the back straight at Puke with a good run out of Railway, How long is that? 1200 m? Greenlane road - quite feasible!
Not very bright, but thats not in dispute!

**mikey** · 20th March 2006, 21:22

Originally Posted by spudchucka

Strangely enough the criminals, the ones you want us to catch, all drive cars and ride bikes, just like you lot do.

nah your wrong. they dont all drive cars. but whats the point arguing wit ha cop.

what personal gain do you get for sticking your policeman shit down everyones throat, quoting every law you find to justify giving tickets/ arresting people.

your almost as bad as zed. but with police stuff, not bibles
surely there is a http://www.policeman-who-used-to-rid...oor-forums.com website. you guys could all vent about the littel wankers in there cars who were rude to you when you gave them 10000 dollar tickets you gave them last night, or the ones that biffed bottles at your bacon wagons when you broke up a party an arrested kids for the sake of it. or the ones that called lawyers after you smacked them round some an had to go to court an lie through the same mouth to a judge, that you come on here an spout cop law an expect ot be believed.

theres heaps of shit for you to fill zigabytes of space up with, go make your own forum, sell some advertising on it to make a few dollars as well. pig salaray aint much. might be able to get yourself a new bike.

the day you come down an start arresting people who live down the broncs, real threats to society, not just drive past is the day ill show some respect. til then.

SLAP THOSE FINES ON MY TAB PIG. WELL GOT TO CATCH ME FIRST

**spudchucka** · 20th March 2006, 21:42

Originally Posted by Jinx3d

What, so if criminals drive cars and motorcycles, your primary method of containing them by handing tickets to them for a hundred bucks.

Sweet, we'll revenue them to death with speed cameras, ambigous speed signage and bizzare new traffic laws that we wont tell anyone about.

Please explain to me, how the no seatbelt ticket you gave my dad (on a pension) when he got back in his car and shifted it 6 feet to a carkpark with some money left on it made us all safer?

Go on. Waiting You cant, cos you're total fucking losers.

I didn't give your dad a ticket and I don't care that he got one. He's been around long enough to know that you have to wear it.

Crims use the roads, cops give them tickets, crims get disqualified, cops lock them up, cops take their POS cars off them, cops find stolen gear and drugs in their cars when they stop them, cops don't give a toss what clowns like you think!

Not a primary method, just one of many tools of the trade.

**pyrocam** · 20th March 2006, 21:51

**Stevo** · 20th March 2006, 23:56

Originally Posted by mikey

your almost as bad as zed. but with police stuff, not bibles

Isn't that a bit rough? Zed has never pushed anything onto me or anyone I know.

I think Spudchucka needs a chill pill..................... to me he is illustrating the attitude of some police. Funny how SD and D50 have made it through this thread taking all with a grain of salt, etc, yet Spud comes on and starts throwing toys

. Furthermore it even sounds like D50 had a worse day!