Better not be one of you

[mikey]

Can't help but wonder what Mikey will do if his bike was ever to be stolen. Surely he wouldn't think of calling the Police? Surely not...

nah fuck that,

my place got broken into in the weekend.
found out who did it in 47 minutes
he wouldnt come out of the place he was hiding at sunday night an i missed the motoGP waiting for him to come outside. very impolite.
ran into the cunt today......... literally, then exchanged pleasantries.....

if id goen down the police path,
i would of been told to go an report burglary,
fuk around at cop station, which smells,
talk to some officer who deosnt really give a fuck casue it wasnt his stuff stolen, waste some more treesf illing out paper work that wont get looked at again.an worst of all i'd have to ask people for help who work for an organiszation i despise. not something im doing in a hurry.

they would of done nothin

[Stevo]

Yeah, got it at work about a week or so ago. (I feel it has also appeared as "A California Traffic Cop..." etc. - sounds like it came from Readers Digest).

True. The whole selling lemonade thing gives it an American slant. Still I thought the one with the kids was amusing

[Stevo]

nah fuck that,

my place got broken into in the weekend.
found out who did it in 47 minutes
he wouldnt come out of the place he was hiding at sunday night an i missed the motoGP waiting for him to come outside. very impolite.
ran into the cunt today......... literally, then exchanged pleasantries.....

if id goen down the police path,
i would of been told to go an report burglary,
fuk around at cop station, which smells,
talk to some officer who deosnt really give a fuck casue it wasnt his stuff stolen, waste some more treesf illing out paper work that wont get looked at again.an worst of all i'd have to ask people for help who work for an organiszation i despise. not something im doing in a hurry.

they would of done nothin