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  1. 18th March 2006, 12:21 #1
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    Idiot on a Ducati wearing shorts.

    I couldn't believe it. This idiot, riding a Ducati SR4, was pulling monos around an industrial estate in Brisbane. Not only that but he was wearing an open faced helmet a t-shirt and 1/2 length trousers for protection. He didn't even have any gloves on. Oh - but he was wearing a huge grin.

    Twas a brilliant machine. Carbon fibered to the hilt (LB would have lurrrved it), sublime handling, a very 'pokey' litre twin. It loves popping the front wheel up off the trottle in 1st and 2nd. Mmmmm - toyz.

    Wooohooo.

    I had a ball.

    Shame on him.

    How dare he enjoy himself.

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    Thavalayolee
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  2. 18th March 2006, 12:40 #2
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    Bastard! Is it because you are from Wales??
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    I knew this was a wind-up as soon as I saw you were the poster Biff. Glad to hear you're having a ball!


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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
    Now sort my indicators!!
    Dude - anytime.
    You got my number?

    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Bastard! Is it because you are from Wales??
    Nope. It's because I'm a bastard.
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    And a cheeky one at that
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Well done you bugger, well done.
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    1/2 length trousers?????? should have been stubbies at least!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    1/2 length trousers?????? should have been stubbies at least!
    And shud have had an L & p in one hand
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    Poor LB hates ducatis, had a go at me last night about them when I expressed my desire for a 748r.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett
    1/2 length trousers?????? should have been stubbies at least!
    On anyone else they would've been.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by tristank
    ...when I expressed my desire for a 748r.....
    admit it, you came into this thread hoping to perv at some ducati... DIDN'T YOU

    and you found nothing
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    Different LB, methinks. (Lynda Blair (i think?) he was talking about)
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