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    Ooops!

    I met one of those mythical 'good bastard' cops 'tis mornin.
    I have this favourate little inner city road where I give it a little welly in 1st through a left and a right. Nothing stupid, but it does make the Micron sing. Anyhoo, I take the right and there's Plod doing breath tests, so I prepare myself for a full and frank discussion about noise. Buggered if he isn't more interested in what the Bandit's like, because his wife doesn't like the seat on his 'Busa.
    Good on ya copper, I hope you make Commissioner.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
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    Take his number!!! What say everyone about democratically elected cops?? Good bastards only need apply!!
    Good stuff Lou... But then we would never breach the speed limit in 1st would we? nooo
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    Awesome

    Yeah, I reckon if we keep tabs on all these good cops, we elect them to the top jobs next time around eh?

    I see a future of open road speed limits for all motorbikes, New Zealand becoming the bikers Nirvana of the world, where wheelies will be applauded by all in towns and stoppies will become the mandatory requirement at all traffic lights.

    Petrol will be reduced to half value for all motorcyclists and cagers will be charged more for ACC cos they try and kill us all the time.

    Umm, I digress.

    Good stuff Lou.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    I met one of those mythical 'good bastard' cops 'tis mornin.
    • It's a lie
    • He must have filled his quota (key performance indicators) already
    • He was in a good mood cause he just nailed some innocent biker for doing 59 km/hr
    • He should have been finding the scumbags who burgaled my house instead of wasting tax payers money doing breath tests in the morning


    I couldn't let this "good cop" thread get too far!


    Seriously though, I hope all these reports of good cops are the start of a trend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kickingzebra
    T....would never breach the speed limit in 1st ...
    You, my friend, need a bigger bike then
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    You, my friend, need a bigger bike then
    Starts running out of oomph at about 105 on the display, probably means it is reading a tad fast though, gave me a hell of a fright when I first tried it!!
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    Any cop doing breath tests 'are' good cops.

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    Free Scott Watson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder
    Any cop doing breath tests 'are' good cops.
    as long as ya aint drink driving they dont care i guess.
    mission with 1 purpose only?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    I met one of those mythical 'good bastard' cops 'tis mornin.
    I have this favourate little inner city road where I give it a little welly in 1st through a left and a right. Nothing stupid, but it does make the Micron sing. Anyhoo, I take the right and there's Plod doing breath tests, so I prepare myself for a full and frank discussion about noise. Buggered if he isn't more interested in what the Bandit's like, because his wife doesn't like the seat on his 'Busa.
    Good on ya copper, I hope you make Commissioner.
    He didnt have grey hair that was shaved to about a number 3 ?

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    I was lucky two days in a row - yesterday I was passing all the traffic at the bottom of Onewa Rd, going 'a wee bit fast', and I saw a polis coming from the HP. Luckily there was a sign between us, in his line of sight.
    Today, I decided since it was Friday, and I was feeling boisterous, it was HoonDay: no spud in the Satantune, and being hoonish. I was lane-splitting and whatnot (fair bit of that), and when I got to the BP, I switched to the right lane. I was just wondering whether to lane-split the rest of the way, when I see a bike cop parked at the side of the road, writing a novel or tickets or summat. So I idled past him in about third or so, so the Satantune was growly rather than shrieking, till there was a truck/bus/large vehickil between us, and then did the lane-splitting/overtaking/letting rip thang. As you do.

    Mebbe I should get me a nice sensible scooter...
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Good one Lou. Seems more Policiman are reading KB cause there seem to be a few good buggers out
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder
    Any cop doing breath tests 'are' good cops.

    Skyryder

    I second that !

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    Quote Originally Posted by texmo
    He didnt have grey hair that was shaved to about a number 3 ?
    That sounds right and a 'salt and pepper' beard.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    That sounds right and a 'salt and pepper' beard.
    Yer that cop is the man. Pulled me over for doing a wheelie on ponsonby road. He let me off after telling me how he like to do mono's on his gixxer 1300. Real good cop just a nice guy who is realist.

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    Careful, cops are watching this site and he might get in trouble!

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