A laugh for you, not me.

[Swoop]

A great read, thanks for sharing!
I know where you are coming from - make the porcelain[sp?] your friend!

[Edbear]

Been there done that! Know exactly what you're talking about, 'cept I wasn't out on a ride, I stayed near the can! How about the rest of the story? Went into Rotorua Hosp to have the Barium Enema Xray!!! You leave your dignity at the door and pick it up on the way out! Doesn't appeal tpo me to have young attractive, (and older not so attractive), nurses watching on as you are treated like a piece of meat with a metal instrument shoved where the sun don't shine for about 30 min or so, whike the Doctor tracks the progress of the radioactive material through your nether regions! Mate of mine reckoned after I'd visited him later that there was a radioactive turd stain that just wouldn't go away for several days. That was about 25 years ago now, and I don't think there has been any long term side effects... You have my sympathies!