Bike thieves

[Swoop]

Tonight at 9-30pm TV2.
Police Ten-7

"Motorbike thieves find they can't escape police"

Quoted from the TV Guide.

[Madness]

There's been plenty of 'em getting away with it round ére lately'. Two heists in the Hutt in the past month, about ten bikes alltogether me thinks.

TSS got done over first. thieves got around four bikes & took off. Apparently some drunk walked past the crimescene & pushed a new KTM around 2km before he got tired & left it in da bushes.... Lazy shit.

[Insanity_rules]

Bike thieves are complete scum and deserve to be hung by the soft bits with rusty fishing hooks from under the kennedy good bridge. I think we should have a sticky on here to help any fellow bikers who get their rides jacked.

TSS have always been good to me and they didnt deserve to be done over. Sux its always the good people.

[Sutage]

bike thieves arent scum
sorry to say it but bikes are easy as piss to steal
its the risk we take when we park it outside the mall or whatever
all it takes is two big dudes or a van and a ramp and its gone
that doesnt condone it but man its pretty easy:P

[Swoop]

Bugger!!!

Thanks TV Guide... there wasn't a thing on bikes AT ALL last night

[Insanity_rules]

Anyone tried out one of those bike alarms? I thought I might get one. Even though my bike is worth about a G in the real world, its priceless to me.

[WRT]

If I was going to get a bike alarm, I would want a perimeter sensor for it. Last thing you want is some fk-knuckle hopping on it then freaking out and dropping it when the alarm goes off underneath him.

Something like this.

[Drunken Monkey]

WTF?

First you say:

bike thieves arent scum
sorry to say it but bikes are easy as piss to steal

So bike theives are fine, upstanding citizens then? Fuck off!
Bikes are easy to steal, so it's ok? No, wait a minute, then you say:

that doesnt condone it but man its pretty easy:P

Have you got your head screwed on properly? You just contradicted yourself.

Get a clue.

[spudchucka]

bike thieves arent scum
sorry to say it but bikes are easy as piss to steal
its the risk we take when we park it outside the mall or whatever
all it takes is two big dudes or a van and a ramp and its gone
that doesnt condone it but man its pretty easy:P

So because bikes are easy to steal that means that the people stealing them aren't scum?

Right, gotcha.

[spudchucka]

Bugger!!!

Thanks TV Guide... there wasn't a thing on bikes AT ALL last night

It was last Tuesday night, check the date on your TV guide.

[Marmoot]

So because bikes are easy to steal that means that the people stealing them aren't scum?

Right, gotcha.

LOL.
The same logic can be applied to child-rape then. Because children are easy to rape that means the people raping them aren't scum.

I'd second Spudchucka: Right, gotcha.



P.S.
Where are we on KAAG? Is that group gonna be coming through?

[onearmedbandit]

Nah Spud, they even advertised it before the program was on.

Sutage, good attempt at a wind-up but too obvious, no-one could be that stupid to say something like that on a bike forum. Sharpen your skills.

[spudchucka]

Nah Spud, they even advertised it before the program was on.

I didn't see any of the advertising, just remembered the dumb arse on the stolen bike from last weeks show.

[Smorg]

bike thieves arent scum

Good call dickhead, we'll see what your saying if your bike gets nicked.
"Oh well good on them after all it was easy to steal......"

Yeah fucken right

[Patrick]

C'mon Sutage... you were having a wind up, right? Fix it now....