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    Raced a Harley...

    saw this elsewhere and had to share

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    Borrowed from "Twinrider" on Adventure Rider.


    Raced a Harley today
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    I raced a Harley today and after some really hard riding I managed to PASS the guy. I was riding on one of those really, really twisting sections of canyon road with no straight sections to speak of and where most of the curves have warning signs that say "15 MPH".

    I knew if I was going to pass one of those monsters with those big-cubic-inch motors, it would have to be a place like this where handling and rider skill are more important than horsepower alone.

    I saw the guy up ahead as I exited one of the turns and knew I could catch him, but it wouldn't be easy. I concentrated on my braking and cornering. three corners later, I was on his fender. Catching him was one thing; passing him would prove to be another.

    Two corners later, I pulled up next to him as we sailed down the mountain. I think he was shocked to see me next to him, as I nearly got by him before he could recover. Next corner, same thing. I'd manage to pull up next to him as we started to enter the corners but when we came out he'd get on the throttle and outpower me. His horsepower was almost too much to overcome, but this only made me more determined than ever.

    My only hope was to outbrake him. I held off squeezing the lever until the last instant. I kept my nerve while he lost his. In an instant I was by him. Corner after corner, I could hear the roar of his engine as he struggled to keep up. Three more miles to go before the road straightens out and he would pass me for good.

    But now I was in the lead and he would no longer hold me back. I stretched out my lead and by the time we reached the bottom of the canyon, he was more than a full corner behind. I could no longer see him in my rear-view mirror.

    Once the road did straighten out, it seemed like it took miles before he passed me, but it was probably just a few hundred yards. I was no match for that kind of horsepower, but it was done. In the tightest section of road, where bravery and skill count for more than horspower and deep pockets, I had passed him. though it was not easy, I had won the race to the bottom of the canyon and I had preserved the proud tradition of another of America's best bikes.

    I will always remember that moment. I don't think I've ever pedaled so hard in my life. And some of the credit must go to Schwinn, as well. They really make a great bicycle...
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    Yep. Like it. Kinda guessed the ending half way through but it's damn funny.

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    Lol, funny stuff

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    Very good indeed!
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    What the hell was he riding not to be able to pass a Harley?

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    I guess it's frickin' hard to pass ANYTHING while you're being towed.......

    And I know who has the bigger cock out of them - it doesn't get THAT big unless you play with it a fair bit...
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    LOL, *saves joke to computer*

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    bwahahahahaha... its funny coz its true
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    hard out dudes''

    some harley dudes go hard man?dey got big balls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by APPLE
    some harley dudes go hard man?dey got big balls?
    and a small penis
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    I was thinkin that he was on a beat up old farm bike or sumfink, the I didn't see the push bike bit coming


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    Meh, cruiser bashing, blah blah
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    I'm with Slash on this one.

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlashWylde
    Meh, cruiser bashing, blah blah
    I know (and I was joking). But it made me laugh.

    Oh - and apparently I'm ghey - because I ride a Honda.
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    Oh - and apparently I'm ghey - because I ride a Honda.
    You and me both.

    Funny joke, no doubt about it but you fools laughing have obviously never seen a Harley being ridden properly.
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